Rainbow Dash quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Earth ponies are numbskulls!

Pegasi are brutes!

Unicorns are snobs!

Applejack

Now how in thunderation is one of them twins a pegasus, and the other one a unicorn?

Easy. My great-great-great-great grandfather was a unicorn, and Cup Cake's great aunt's second cousin twice removed was a pegasus. That makes sense, right?

Rainbow Dash

Aw yeah, just you wait! Once little Pound Cake gets his wings going, he'll be all over the place.

Twilight

And be careful around Pumpkin Cake.

Baby unicorns get strange magic surges that come and go.

Rainbow Dash

[gets hit by a lightning bolt] Huh?! Now, careful Derpy! [flies up to the sight of Derpy hopping on top of a storm cloud] You don't wanna do more damage than you've already done. [The top of the Town Hall collapses]

I just don't know what went wrong! [gets electrocuted by the cloud]

Rainbow Dash

[sarcastically] Yeah, it's a mystery.

Have you ever had a Cherrychanga? Ooh! Sorry, that was a question.

Applejack

That kind of question is fine, Pinkie. No, I-I never had a cherrychanga.

Well no wonder, because I made it up myself! A Cherrychanga is mashed up cherries in a tortilla that's deep fried! Cherrychanga! Great name, huh? Oh, but maybe I should call it a Chimmicherry! Ooh, that's good too. Which do you think sounds better? Cherrychanga or Chimmicherry? Or what if I combine them? Chimmi-cherry-changa! What sounds the funniest? [continues tailing Applejack] I like funny words! One of my favorite funny words is "kumquat"! I didn't make that one up. I would work in a kumquat orchard just so I could say kumquat all day! Kumquat, kumquat, kumquat! And "pickle barrel"! Isn't that just the funnest thing to say? Pickle barrel! Pickle barrel! Pickle barrel! Say it with me! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Chimmi-cherry-changa! [Keeps talking]

Applejack

Nooooooo! Make it stop! Make it stop!

Rainbow Dash

[covers Pinkie's mouth] The only way to make it stop is if you spill the beans!

Applejack

Sorry, Pinkie, but I can't tell y'all the truth! I just can't!

Well, I heard a "sorry" in there, so that’ll have to do for now. I’ll get a real apology later! [jumps off the cart] Rarity, catch me!

What?! Pinkie! [Pinkie Pie slams into Rarity on her cart, knocking them both off]

Twilight

Rainbow! Go back!

Rainbow Dash

No time! They knew what they were getting into!

Rainbow Dash

Look Fluttershy, I watched that boring butterfly migration with you — so now it's your turn to watch the dragon migration with me! You owe me!

Fluttershy

I...said....no!

Spike

Count me out. I've gotta get an early start!

An early start?

Spike

Yes! I'm going on a quest of self-discovery! I'm going to learn what it means to be a dragon! And the only way I'm gonna do that is to join the Dragon Migration!

What?!?

Rainbow Dash

Who wants a flugelhorn?

Pinkie Pie

I want a flugelhorn!

Rainbow Dash

[frustrated] Who else wants a flugelhorn?

Pinkie Pie

[screaming] I want a flugelhorn!!

Spike

Your magic has really improved since we came to Ponyville, Twilight. Princess Celestia's going to love it.

Twilight Sparkle

Thanks, Spike. I have to be at my best when she arrives with the delegates from Saddle Arabia. I can't believe she's trusting me with the entertainment.

Rainbow Dash

Twilight! Come quick! It's an emergency!

Rainbow Dash

Okay, everybody get comfortable, 'cause I'm about to tell you the best story you've ever heard.

Scootaloo

Is it about the time when Rarity had wings, and then they got ruined, and then you saved her from plummeting to her doom?

Rainbow Dash

Okay, maybe it's the second best story you've ever heard. But it's also one of the scariest. You like scary stories, don't you? It all happened on a night just like this one, in a forest, just like this...

Rainbow Dash

And then, the olden pony asked "Who's got my rusty horseshoe?".

Sweetie Belle

[scared] Not me!

Rainbow Dash

[points at Scootaloo] You do! [Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle jump up screaming, while Scootaloo flinches]

Scootaloo

[confessing] I'm so, so sorry Rainbow Dash. I just wanted you to hang out with me and see how cool I was so you'd take me under your wing and teach me everything you know and become like my big sister. But then you started telling all those spooky stories, and I got scared! [upset] I thought I heard the Headless Horse so I ran out here by myself, and... [cries for a moment] I guess you know all the rest.

Rainbow Dash

Hey, I'm gonna tell you something, but, if you ever tell anypony else, I'm gonna deny it. First time I heard those stories... [looks around] I was scared too.

Scootaloo

[sniffling] You were?

Rainbow Dash

Sure! I mean, I got over it because I realized, pretty quick, that if there was such thing as a Headless Horse, I could totally take it on. So, you're looking for somepony to take you under their wing, huh?

Scootaloo

Mm-hmm.

Rainbow Dash

Yeah, I might be up for something like that. [Opens her wing, takes Scootaloo under it]

Rainbow Dash

A hoofbump? Seriously? You made me clip my wing. You send half of our class into serious tail-spins on the obstacle course. You unleashed a tornado that nearly demolished my friends!

Lightning Dust

...Yeah. And?

Rainbow Dash

And I get that you want to be the best. So do I! But you're going about it in the wrong way.

Lightning Dust

The Wonderbolts don't seem to think so. After all. Spitefire did make me the leader and you the wing pony.

Rainbow Dash

[sighs] You're right. She did.

Spitfire

[sitting at her desk looking over file] This better be important. You're supposed to be up there busting clouds with your partner.

Rainbow Dash

We're done with that, ma'am.

Spitfire

Already!? [looks at a clock on the wall] That's an academy record! Explain your methods.

Rainbow Dash

That's why I'm here, ma'am. Lightning Dust decided to use a tornado.

Spitfire

A bit excessive for cloud-busting, but judging from your time, it was obviously an effective tactic.

Rainbow Dash

Yeah, well that "effective tactic" nearly took out my friends!! No disrespect, ma'am, but there's a difference between pushing yourself as hard as you can and being reckless. And if being reckless gets rewarded around here, if that's what it means to be a Wonderbolt, then I don't want any part of it.

Spitfire

What are you saying, newbie?

Rainbow Dash

[lays her wing pony badge on desk] I quit. [Spitfire stunned; leaves office, looks back fearfully]

Spitfire

Rainbow Dash! How dare you storm out of my office without giving me a chance to respond?! The Wonderbolts are looking for the best flyers in Equestria, but you were right. Being the best should never come at the expense of our fellow ponies. It's not just about pushing ourselves. It's about pushing ourselves in the right direction. You've shown that you're capable of doing just that. You're no wing pony, Rainbow Dash, you're a leader.

Rainbow Dash

Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!

Spitfire

Now get out there and give me twenty!

Rainbow Dash

Yes ma'am.

Rainbow Dash

AJ, Rarity, what's happening?

Applejack saved Spike's life and now he has to serve her forever.

Rainbow Dash

Sweet! What are you having him do? Wash your laundry? Clean your room? Help you with your unfinished novel? Mine's about this awesome pegasus who's the best flyer ever, and becomes the captain of the Wonderbolts!

However did you come up with that ingeniously woven intricate plotline?

Rainbow Dash

Just came to me.