Rainbow Dash quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Rainbow Dash

When we get to Appleloosa, do you think we'll have to carry that heavy tree all the way from the train to the orchard?

What tree? You mean Bloomberg?

Rainbow Dash

[sarcastically] No, Fluttershy.

Fluttershy's not a tree, silly!

Twilight

What's going on?

Rainbow Dash thinks Fluttershy's a tree!

Rainbow Dash

I do not think she's a tree! I was just-

Twilight

Did you say she was a tree?

Rainbow Dash

No! Well, yes. But not exactly-

Twilight

You know she's not a tree, right?

She's not a tree, Dashie!

Fluttershy

[softly] I'd like to be a tree!

Spike

Oh, for Pete's sake! [storms off]

Twilight

Well, that was kind of huffy!

Fluttershy

Huffy the Magic Dragon!

[as Rainbow Dash is trying to convince her to leave her house] I'm most certainly not leaving. I'm having a wonderful time right here.

Rainbow Dash

You should really just come with me.

[as Rocky] You heard the lady! She ain't goin' nowhere, chump!

Rainbow Dash

Who are you calling a chump, chump?! [knocks Rocky over with a noose-boop] Ugh, that's it, party's over.

Spike

Come on, you guys! Let me in!

Rainbow Dash

[heading for the door] Sure thing, Spike.

[gets in her way] Heavens no! We're getting dressed!

Applejack

"Dressed"? Uh, beg pardon Rarity, but, uh, we don't normally wear clothes.

Discord

You should see the looks on your faces! Priceless!

Twilight

Give us our wings and horns back!

Discord

You'll get them back in good time. I simply took them to ensure there's no cheating. You see, this is the first rule of our game: No flying and no magic.

Rainbow Dash

The first rule?

Discord

The second rule is everypony has to play or the game is over and I win. Good luck, everypony! [disappears]

Twilight

Now, why don't you tell me all about your issues with Applejack...

Rainbow Dash

I don't have any issues with Applejack.

Twilight

You don't?! Then, why are you destroying her property?

Rainbow Dash

Because she asked me to. Right, Applejack?

Applejack

[in a ditch; puts on a helmet] Yes, ma'am! I wanted to put up a new barn, but this one's gotta come down first! [laughs] Now get back to it, R.D.!

Rainbow Dash

You got it, boss! [rockets up into the air]

Applejack

[to Twilight] I'd take cover if I were you.

Fluttershy

We learned that you should take your friends' worries seriously.

Rainbow Dash

Even if you don't think that she has anything to worry about.

And that you shouldn't let your worries turn a small problem...

...into an enormously huge "entire town in total chaos, Princess has to come and save the day" problem!

Fluttershy

[singing] How 'bout a bunny? They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be!

Rainbow Dash

"Cutesy", "wootsie"... Have you even met me?

Rainbow Dash

[singing] The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too! Do you have something in a yellow-striped bat?

Fluttershy

No.

Rainbow Dash

Alright, now these games will determine which one of you has the most important qualities I'm looking for in a pet. Speed, agility, guts, style. Coolness. Awesomeness. And radicalness.

Twilight

Aren't those all the same thing?

Rainbow Dash

You would think that, Twilight. [starts patting her head] And that's why you would never qualify to be my pet. [dashes off]

Rainbow Dash

Listen, turtle...

Fluttershy

[pokes through the curtain] Tortoise.

Rainbow Dash

Whatever

Twilight

Are you taking notes?

Spike

Yup! I've been hoof-picked by Rainbow Dash herself, to write her autobiography!

Twilight

Umm, autobiographies are supposed to be written by the pony they are about.

Rainbow Dash

Maybe for your normal, run-of-the-mill ponies. But I'm far too busy saving lives to stop and write. That's why I hired Spike as my ghost writer.

[overhears the conversation] Ahhh! Spike's a ghost! [quickly dashes out of the room]

[nervous] Someday, I wanna be just like you!

Rainbow Dash

Aim high, kid. But don't aim for the impossible.

Rainbow Dash

How would you describe what I just did? Would you say I was amazing?

Aren't you milking this a bit?

Twilight

It sounds like somepony is jealous.

Spike

[writing] Rainbow Dash is jealous.

Rainbow Dash

Don't write that, Spike! [all the other ponies laugh]

Spike

[writing] Correction; Rainbow Dash is very jealous.

[at the formal and Twilight's party each time] Uhhh... I think I left the bathwater running in my suite. I really should go check on Opal. Is that Princess Celestia? I need to use the little fillies' room. Can I get anypony more punch? [exhausted] I... have to... go to do... the... thing... with the stuff... you know...?

Rainbow Dash

[at Twilight's party] Uh, what's with the croquet mallet?

[muffled] What cwoquet mawwet?

Rainbow Dash

Duh, the one in your mouth?

[drops the mallet, laughs nervously] Ooh, that croquet mallet!