Rainbow Dash quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Spike

But I still don’t get why the Princess would be so late.

Twilight Sparkle

She’s bringing an important visitor. That could be part of it.

Rainbow Dash

A visitor who is important and slow!

Maybe it’s somepony so terribly important, she still had many more terribly important things to do before she got here.

Spike

[tugging Twilight's tail] Maybe the visitor has a deer antler, a goat leg, a bat wing, and a snake tail!

Twilight Sparkle

[rolling her eyes] Yeah, right. That’s Discord.

Why in the wide wide world of Equestria would Princess Celestia bring along someone like that?

Spike

M-M-M-Maybe you should ask...her!

Princess Celestia

I'm fully aware that the last time Discord was here, he created serious havoc.

Rainbow Dash

If by "serious havoc" you mean "turning Ponyville into the chaos capital of the world"...

...and tricking us all into being the opposite of our true selves...

Pinkie Pie

And making yummy delicious chocolate milk rain all over the place without a single dollop of whipped cream to go with it anywhere in sight! Not a single dollop!

Rainbow Dash

You big liar!

Discord

Now, look who's a liar. Anyone can plainly see that I'm not big at all. [camera zooms out to reveal he made himself smaller on the couch]

Rainbow Dash

Ugh, I can't believe we're having a dinner party with Discord!

This evening is sure to be a disaster. Glad I didn't bother wearing my fanciest outfit.

Twilight Sparkle

Fluttershy thinks this is the way to reform Discord and asked us to give it a chance.

Discord

Oh, our pony guests! [upper class voice] We're so delighted that you've come. Please, do come in.

Fluttershy

See what a beautiful job he did helping? Discord set the entire table himself. I'm so proud.

Discord

May I take your... [clears throat] hats, ladies?

Twilight Sparkle

Hang on to your elements, girls. It's gonna be a bumpy night.

Rainbow Dash

WE GOT THE WRONG PONY?!

Pinkie Pie

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I mean... YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Don't be so modest. It's everypony's dream to someday wear a crown and have their coronation ceremony preserved in stained glass for all to see.

Rainbow Dash

I don't know if it's everypony's dream.

Pinkie Pie

Most of my dreams are about frosting! [licks her lips, giggles]

Twilight Sparkle

I know how we can save the tree: We have to give it the Elements of Harmony.

Rainbow Dash

Whoa, whoa, whoa! How are we supposed to protect Equestria?! How are we meant to rein Discord in if we can't use the Elements to turn him back to stone?!

Applejack

Twilight... The Elements of Harmony, they would keep us connected no matter what.

Twilight Sparkle

You're right about one thing, Applejack. The Elements of Harmony did bring us together. But it isn't the elements that will keep us connected. It's our friendship. And it's more important and more powerful than any magic. My new role in Equestria may mean I have to take on new responsibilities, and our friendships may be tested, but it will never ever be broken. There's no time to lose. Everypony ready?

Ready!

Pinkie Pie

This is the most daring dare anypony ever dared dare another pony to dare!

Huh?

Pinkie Pie

It's exciting!

I hope A.K. Yearling's alright!

Twilight Sparkle

Oh no! What if something terrible happened to her?

Rainbow Dash

I know! There might be no more books! [Twilight glares at Rainbow Dash; awkwardly] Uhh, but, of course, I'd be worried about her, too. Heh.

Twilight Sparkle

We're going to need a carefully thought-out plan.

Rainbow Dash

I'm coming, Daring Do!

Twilight Sparkle

That's not a plan!

Have I mentioned yet that I work alone?

Rainbow Dash

Have I mentioned yet that you're lucky I don't?

Professionalism, Ms. Dash. I must insist. If you want to keep your job as coach of these ponies, you must maintain a professional attitude and keep your emotions in check. Am I making myself absolutely, one hundred percent crystal clear?

Rainbow Dash

Yes, Ms. Harshwhinny. Y'know, 'professionalism' is my middle name. Rainbow Professionalism Dash.

Applejack

Wow! That was even better than I imagined.

Rainbow Dash

[flying and looping] I loved it! [flutters down and folds arms] I mean, it was all right.

Rainbow Dash

[unsurely explaining her 'injury'] I, uh, tripped on a, uh, foam hoof, and landed on a ... [unintelligible mumbling] pokey stick coming out of the ground...

Pinkie Pie

Grrrr!! If I get my hooves on that [mimes Rainbow Dash's unintelligible mumbling], it'll be in big trouble!

Rainbow Dash

So, uh, I've always kinda wondered what it would be like to be a griffon.

Twilight Sparkle

Not a chance.

Rainbow Dash

You sure? What about a dragon? No? It doesn't have to shoot fire!