Clifford
[Addressing the Audience] Excuse me while I see what we have in our vast reservoir of talent. Later! [Walks off to meet Rizzo] Yo, Riz, Riz! What ya got for me?
Rizzo
Well, I'm afraid our vast reservoir is more like a vast desert. All we got is dancing grandmas!
Clifford
Oah, that doesn't sound good!
Rizzo
It's either that or Seymore and Pepe doing German opera.
[Seymour and Pepe do their song]
Seymour
Hi, there!
Pepe
Ah, Aah!
Seymour
I'm Tristan.
Pepe
I'm Isolde.
Together
We're two of a kind!
Pepe
We both wear lederhosen,
Seymour
and go swimming up the Rhine.
Together
Tadaa!
Clifford
I'll go and introduce the grandmas.
Rizzo
Yeah.
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