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Muppets Tonight · Season 1, Episode 12

“Daryl Hannah” quotes from Muppets Tonight

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“Daryl Hannah” · Season 1, Episode 12

In this episode: Clifford (1), Rizzo the Rat (1), Bobo (1), Bobo the Bear (1)

SMSal Minella

Hey, Johnny, I just met this girl at the studio next door, and we're going out tonight! And get this, get this: she's got a sister!

JFJohnny Fiama

No, no Sal, forget it. No, no, no! I've been on your monkey double dates before, and they spend the entire evening trying to pick bugs outta my hair.

SMSal Minella

Oh, come on, come on, Johnny, just meet them.

JFJohnny Fiama

No, absofalutely not.

[The Real World Muppets]

DDarci

[singing to Clifford] I hate men, I hate men, all men should die, death to al men, [to Rizzo the Rat] I hate rats too. [not singing] So what'ya think?

[confessional] Mmmm. What could we do? We had to tell her her song was great. she threatened to read us her poetry!

DDarci

[singing to Bobo the Bear] Bears are killers, killers of sheep, killers of Bambi, bears should all die. Kill them, kill them. [not singing] So, what'ya think?

Er, it's a little, little, little one-sided.

DDarci

So, is it because I'm a woman, I'm not supposed to express my opinions?

Oh, oh, no, no, we, er, it's, er, it's easy to dance to.

DDarci

So, that's more like it.

Oh, good, Well, Will you give me the keys to the fridge now, Darci?

[...]

DDarci

...we worked it out. Like all good roommates we came to a compromise.

CBClifford, Bobo and Rizzo

[singing to Darci] We hate angry women, who write songs, who hate men,

One, two!

CBClifford, Bobo and Rizzo

and who were raised by wolves.

JFJohnny Fiama

That's it, Ma! That's it! I've had enough to hear! That's the last straw! And you know what?! You're in denial! Not me! And I'm moving out of this house!

MFMama Fiama

Wait, Johnny! Is something wrong?

JFJohnny Fiama

You're crazy! That's what's wrong! And I'm never coming back, Ma! Never coming back!

MFMama Fiama

No! Wait! Wait, Johnny! My Johnny!

JFJohnny Fiama

And you know what else?! A great walkaway!!

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