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Muppets Tonight · Season 1, Episode 12

Darci, Rizzo the Rat and others in “Daryl Hannah”

[The Real World Muppets]

Darci

[singing to Clifford] I hate men, I hate men, all men should die, death to al men, [to Rizzo the Rat] I hate rats too. [not singing] So what'ya think?

Rizzo the Rat

[confessional] Mmmm. What could we do? We had to tell her her song was great. she threatened to read us her poetry!

Darci

[singing to Bobo the Bear] Bears are killers, killers of sheep, killers of Bambi, bears should all die. Kill them, kill them. [not singing] So, what'ya think?

Bobo the Bear

Er, it's a little, little, little one-sided.

Darci

So, is it because I'm a woman, I'm not supposed to express my opinions?

Bobo the Bear

Oh, oh, no, no, we, er, it's, er, it's easy to dance to.

Darci

So, that's more like it.

Bobo the Bear

Oh, good, Well, Will you give me the keys to the fridge now, Darci?

[...]

Darci

...we worked it out. Like all good roommates we came to a compromise.

Clifford, Bobo and Rizzo

[singing to Darci] We hate angry women, who write songs, who hate men,

Rizzo the Rat

One, two!

Clifford, Bobo and Rizzo

and who were raised by wolves.

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