Cameron Tucker quotes from Modern Family

Mitchell

We've been dropping by unannounced to quietly assess all the candidates.

Cameron

Not all the candidates!

Mitchell

Yes, not all the candidates. We can't just drop by Missourah.

Cameron

That's Missouri. No one from Missouri says Missourah.

Mitchell

I'm so sorrah.

Cameron

I just don't think Jay is the best one to raise Lily.

Mitchell

You know, Cam, he raised me.

Cameron

Oh, now you've put me in an awkward position.

Mitchell

When you come back, there will be a great, big mess waiting for you.

Cameron

And I will give him a great, big hug.

Mitchell

We would have been here sooner, but this one had a wardrobe crisis.

Cameron

You know, it's a somber occasion, and all my tops are too joyful.

Mitchell

You do not want our problems.

Mitchell

We're interviewing prospective mothers for adoption.

Cameron

It's quite an ordeal. You want to look good, make a good first impression. It's kind of like going on a first date.

Mitchell

Actually, it's the opposite of a first date. You don't want to have sex, but you do want to have a baby.