Modern Family · Season 3, Episode 12
“Egg Drop” · Season 3, Episode 12
In this episode: Claire Dunphy (1), Mitchell Pritchett (1), Jay Pritchett (1), Cameron Tucker (1), Alex Dunphy (1), Gloria Pritchett (1), Manny Delgado (1)
We're interviewing prospective mothers for adoption.
It's quite an ordeal. You want to look good, make a good first impression. It's kind of like going on a first date.
Actually, it's the opposite of a first date. You don't want to have sex, but you do want to have a baby.
[Claire wants Alex to tell her how she did the egg drop project] I didn't want to do this, but here's what you do: First, get a mirror. Then, you will look at it and you're gonna see a crazy woman. She needs your help.
You know, I made the egg that made you that made that project, so in a lot of ways, that project is mine!
You're good.
[Yelling on the phone in Spanish] Yes! Auntie! Yes! You're 73 years old, not 20! Of course, but I'm in the United States so kill yourself! Kill yourself, because I don't care!
Ok, yes! I love you! Muah! Muah! Muah!
I understood "crazy old witch," "go kill yourself," then "I love you."
I'll never get this; how you all yell at each other.
That's how you know that your family loves you, when they feel free to scream at you.
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