We would have been here sooner, but this one had a wardrobe crisis.
You know, it's a somber occasion, and all my tops are too joyful.
You do not want our problems.
“After the Fire” · Season 3, Episode 8
In this episode: Phil Dunphy (2), Claire Dunphy (1), Mitchell Pritchett (1), Jay Pritchett (1), Cameron Tucker (1), Alex Dunphy (1), Haley Dunphy-Marshall (1)
I don't make the best decisions under pressure.
Oh, my God! What the hell is that?
An alpaca. I bought the last one.
I really need to talk to you.
You really don't.
Jay, please. It's about work. I got a text during your massage. I've been offered a partnership in a new agency.
[relieved] Oh. Good for you!
Well, I'm not so sure. I mean, there's... there's a big upside, but I have a stable job right now. I have three kids, and at least one of 'em's going to college. Worse case scenario, they all go.
What just happened?
You have your fans. I have mine. Someday your fans are going to work for my fans.
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