Modern Family · Season 3, Episode 4
“Door to Door” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Phil Dunphy (1), Mitchell Pritchett (1), Jay Pritchett (1), Cameron Tucker (1), Alex Dunphy (1), Manny Delgado (1), Luke Dunphy (1)
Okay, huddle up everybody. Your mother's right. She's the quarterback of this family and we need to protect her like Blind Side did.
She just said that mom was Blind Side.
She's confused. Blind Side was the black kid who played Tight End.
Offensive Line.
Sorry, African-American kid.
Excuse me, would you like some Christmas wrapping paper?
Actually, I'm Jewish.
Then you must appreciate a good value.
Oy vey.
When you come back, there will be a great, big mess waiting for you.
And I will give him a great, big hug.
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