Michael quotes from Misfits

Seth

This isn't going to end well for ya. You've already lost a hand. There's only so many limbs a guy can do without. Give me the combination for the briefcase... and we can all go home and have a nice cup of tea.

Michael

Fuck you.

Seth

[Answers phone] What?

Rudy

[Watching Finn and Jess] I think we might have a problem.

Seth

The question is, how much is a bollock worth to you?

Michael

Fuck you.

Seth

Michael!

Rudy

Dude? You all right, mate?

Michael

They're all after it. It's my money...

Seth

So this money he's talking about must be in the briefcase.

Curtis

It's got a combination lock.

Rudy

Can we not just get a bloody big hammer and a chisel, bust it open?

Curtis

If you open it without the combination, it activates one of these dye-pack things. It stains the money. It's unusable.

Rudy

Since when did you become such a bloody expert?

Curtis

I watch a lot of heist movies.

Rudy

I can't get into them. There's too many twists and turns. I like a nice, straightforward Western. There must be a key for those handcuffs. [They all frantically search man for key and man groans]

Curtis

Shut up. [They do not find a key]

Rudy

I've got a brilliant idea. Why don't you two go home, hmm? Kick back, just chill out. I'll selflessly stay here. I'm gonna take care of our injured friend. Just call me Nurse Rudy. [Chuckles]

Curtis

He's a big guy. If he needs a crap, it'll take two of us to take him to the toilet. Why don't I stay here and give you a hand?

Rudy

Really? It's cool. I'll just let him shit his pants.

Seth

I was trained by St. John's fuckin' Ambulance so, if anyone's staying, I should stay.

Rudy

Well, that settles it, then. It's a sleepover, isn't it?