Stephi quotes from Misfits

You all right? How's it going?

Finn

It isn't.

I just met this girl who's really nice... and... different.

Finn

Great. I'm... I'm made up for you. You've finally found Miss 100. Maybe we should throw a little ceremony when you shag her, you know, bit of... bit of confetti...

Mmm.

Finn

Nice little trophy, ye-eah!

No. Wasn't like that. Wasn't like that. It was... it was something else, wasn't it? I've not... I never got her number. [Walks away]

Finn

[To self] Are we okay to mix sweet and savoury? It's just, I'm never sure.

I think you'll be okay. [Finn turns to her] You have nice eyes. [Bites into pickle]

Fuck me harder.

Finn

Really?

Yeah.

Finn

'Cause I'm already fucking you pretty hard, to be honest with you. I'm reluctant to fuck you any harder.

Oh, yeah, that's it, come on!

Finn

That's about as hard as I can fuck.

Oh, shut up.

Finn

Yep... Shut up.

Finn

Are you okay? I didn't... I didn't wanna do any damage down there.

That's good.

Finn

Yeah?

It's fine.

[Unveils himself from bedsides bed] Finlay!

Finn

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?!

We've got major problems, mate.

Finn

Well, can't it wait?

No, it can't bleedin' wait! I've had to wait for you to ejaculate.

Finn

What more d'you want?

You get your shit together, right? Finlay!