Ruth quotes from Misfits

The worst thing about being lonely is knowing somebody knows you are lonely.

Nathan

I shagged someone's gran!

I haven't got any grandchildren.

Nathan

Well, that's ok than, because that could have been really awkward.

Nathan

So are you like a member of staff or something?

I'm a volunteer.

Nathan

Volunteer?! I love to volunteer.

Is that why they gave you community service?

Nathan

Could be, could be. I'd probably just be here anyway you know, helping out.

So what did you do?

Nathan

I sexually assaulted a 90-year-old woman.

That's funny.

Nathan

She didn't seem to think so at the time. God rest her soul.