Jessica quotes from Misfits

Okay... but you know you would...

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It's her.

Curtis

Who?

The cute, smiley, popular girl. I think she murdered me.

Alisha

You said you didn't know who it was.

No, it's all coming back to me now. She was here last night and I was in the locker rooms, watching her getting changed.

Curtis

[Derisively] Oh, nice.

No, I walked in on her. She was right there, bent over, pointing her cute arse at me. What am I supposed to do? Poke my eyes out with a stick? I am telling you. The bitch killed me.

Jessica

[Across room to Simon] So, what do you think? Are you gonna do the run?

I was never very good at running.

Jessica

Is that why you got caught?

Oh, Jesus. She's after Barry.

Jessica

Oh, my God. I can't believe I said that. I'm sorry. Er... I make crap jokes when I'm nervous.

Why are you nervous?

Jessica

Oh, what is wrong with me? I meet a cute guy, and I totally lose my cool. I should just kill myself right now.

Don't.

Jessica

[Laughs] Well, I wasn't entirely serious. [Tensely stares at Nathan across room]

No, of... of course not. You were making a joke.

[Talks to self] Oh, surprised to see me, huh? Yeah, you killed the wrong guy, you cute, psycho bitch. That's right. I'm on to you.

Is everything okay?

Jessica

It's fine.

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Jessica

My mum died of cancer. And I wanted to do something so I set up this charity run.

I'm sorry about your mum.

Jessica

So, what's with the community service? What did you do? You didn't murder anyone, did you?

No.

Jessica

You don't have to tell me if you don't want to.

I want you to know.

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Jessica

[To Simon dressed as a Lucha libre] You look like a proper superhero. [Takes him away glancing at the community servers]

[Referring to Jessica] Nice costume.

Alisha

Er, she looks like a slut.

Yeah. Cute, slutty, murdering psychopath.