Rose Explosion quotes from Metalocalypse

Rose Explosion

You remember Mrs. Miller, don't you?

Nathan

[hands clamped over his ears] No.

Rose Explosion

Well, they had to cut her legs off. Poor thing, there was an ice storm and the power went out in her house and she woke up with her feet frozen.

Nathan

God, Mom, that's brutal.

Rose Explosion

Her feet were black, like... uh, a black person's feet. Not that I have anything against black people, but this, this was frostbite. And besides, black people's feet are pink on the bottom.

We are going to do a Dethklok family Death metal album! There it is, I said it. Okay? And I got it all figured out. Everybody's on board. Now we can all enjoy the fruits of our talents! After all, [to Pickles] hey, you're my little brother. I friggin' love you. But you got all your ideas about music from me first! [tense music starts] The idea to become a rock n' roll star, that was mine. So face it; you owe me! [Pickles starts to choke him, causing him to stutter] You'll be making a percentage!

Pickles

For once it is not about the money! I don't want my parents doing a fucking metal album!

[still being choked] I can't take this away from them! We're family!

Pickles

The hell you talkin' about?!

Nathan

We are the most brutal band in the world! What do any of you know about being brutal?

William

Yeah!

Help me!

Skwisgaar

Now you guys better check out or you'll has each other's lunch for dinners!

Pickles

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Oh, you gutless pieces of living garbage! You think you know what it's like to be brutal? [sprays William with pepper spray]

William

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Can you imagine cleaning the feculent crud off this moron's diapers every morning? [sprays William again]

William

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Let me tell you billionaire lowlives something, there's nothing, NOTHING, in this world more brutal and grotesque than raising children!

Rose Explosion

You ruined my vagina!

I could never lose the weight after you were born! And look at the veins in my bosom, they're like a roadmap of Stockholm!

I used to be happy... until you! When I started spending all my time with HER, and I spent all my beer money on little kid's clothes! That's brutal!

Molly

You just missed another spot.

Rose

How many times are you going to pass that spot?!

Nathan

[driving] Where? Which one?

Rose

Back there! For God's sake! [Nathan backs up]

Nathan

I can't see with all these people in here! [another car takes the spot referred to]

Too late! You blew it!

Molly

Fantastic! [Nathan drives some more around the parking lot]

Ahh, Grandma, he's just trying to drive! Leave him alone and back off!

Molly

We don't speak to our grandmothers that way! Take this! [slaps Murderface]

OWWW!

Pickles

Mom! Don't smack Murderface! [gets slapped] Ow!

Rose

Quick! TUrn!

Nathan

Hey! I have four mothers telling me how to drive! What's your excuse, asshole?!

Tell him you're sorry.

Nathan

I'm sorry!

Nathan

Are you leaving?