We are going to do a Dethklok family Death metal album! There it is, I said it. Okay? And I got it all figured out. Everybody's on board. Now we can all enjoy the fruits of our talents! After all, [to Pickles] hey, you're my little brother. I friggin' love you. But you got all your ideas about music from me first! [tense music starts] The idea to become a rock n' roll star, that was mine. So face it; you owe me! [Pickles starts to choke him, causing him to stutter] You'll be making a percentage!
For once it is not about the money! I don't want my parents doing a fucking metal album!
[still being choked] I can't take this away from them! We're family!
The hell you talkin' about?!
We are the most brutal band in the world! What do any of you know about being brutal?
Yeah!
Help me!
Now you guys better check out or you'll has each other's lunch for dinners!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Oh, you gutless pieces of living garbage! You think you know what it's like to be brutal? [sprays William with pepper spray]
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Can you imagine cleaning the feculent crud off this moron's diapers every morning? [sprays William again]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Let me tell you billionaire lowlives something, there's nothing, NOTHING, in this world more brutal and grotesque than raising children!
You ruined my vagina!
I could never lose the weight after you were born! And look at the veins in my bosom, they're like a roadmap of Stockholm!
I used to be happy... until you! When I started spending all my time with HER, and I spent all my beer money on little kid's clothes! That's brutal!
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