You remember Mrs. Miller, don't you?
[hands clamped over his ears] No.
Well, they had to cut her legs off. Poor thing, there was an ice storm and the power went out in her house and she woke up with her feet frozen.
God, Mom, that's brutal.
Her feet were black, like... uh, a black person's feet. Not that I have anything against black people, but this, this was frostbite. And besides, black people's feet are pink on the bottom.
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