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Men in Black: The Series · Season 1, Episode 1

K and J in “The Long So Long Syndrome”

K

List the distinguishing characteristics of a Rainissian Skeezaloid.

J

No sweat. Cheese-headed dude with over seventeen digestive systems.

K

Wrong. That's a Naborian Skeezaloid. Different moon.

J

Trick question.

K

You didn't do your reading, did you.

J

Maybe.

K

You're not in the NYPD anymore. If you're gonna tangle with a Skeezaloid, you'll have to know how to cuff him.

J

By the wrists?

K

Skeezaloids don't even have arms.

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