KK
We're looking at a major crash landing, but no bogey in sight.
Maybe the UFO sprouted mechanical legs and walked away. Like in War of the Worlds. You've seen that? Martians invade Earth. Your favorite movie, right?
“The Irritable Bow-wow Syndrome” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Agent J (4), Agent K (3), Frank the Pug (3), Jack Jeebs (2)
K...
KK
What happened here, Jeebs?
Nothin'. Just, business as usual.
Then, whataya doin' on the floor?
Just... looking for something.
KK
[holding Jeebs's hand] This? [holding Jeebs's leg] Or maybe this?
Size 9 Triple-E? Not mine.
[in several pieces all over his shop] Come on, guys, you can't leave me like this!
KK
Don't worry. You'll pull yourself together. In an hour or two.
What did you swallow, anyway?
Nothing. Must be a hairball. Get me some water, will you?
There's a white porcelain bowl in the other room. All you can drink.
You drink of the toilet, mac. I'll take pictures.
Then I guess you're not thirsty.
Just because I look like a dog doesn't mean I am one. In fact, it takes seven dog years to equal just one of mine.
Goodbye, cruel world. Hello, guts.
What's wrong with ya?! You scared the living daylights outta me!
(referring to the Void Density core) That's not all I scared out of you.
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