Dr. Zan'dozz Zeeltor quotes from Men in Black: The Series

Ah, Agent J. I fashioned an array of school supplies that should prove quite handy on your new assignment. For example... [picks up a backpack]

J

What is that?

Why, it's a backpack.

J

I know that, but what freaky thing does it do?

Do? Agent J. You put books in it.

J

Uh-huh. [takes the backpack] Uh-huh. What about this here? [picks up a nearby calculator] Looks like a... calculator.

Yes! It performs calculations!

J

Yo, doc! I thought you were gonna hook me up with some super fly gear. I could by this stuff at the drugstore.

Can you, really? Hm.. I must pay a visit.

Oh yes, Alpha, the original head of MIB! Whatever became of him?

Went nuts. Tried to take over the universe.

[still happy] Oh!

J

Atoms releasing energy, huh? So I'm kinda like a walking, talking, nuclear reactor!

Precisely! Like Three-Mile Island!

J

That... blew up...

Blew up. Melted down. I say "to-mah-to", you say "to-may-to".