J and K in “The Long So Long Syndrome”

(about the Skraaldian) It... lobbed on me.

Never use a Noisy Cricket on a Skraaldian!

Why not?

Blows them up.

And that's a bad thing? Dude was gonna mess up your haircut.

No. The "dude" was only going to sting me. I would have swelled up and turned the color of rotten eggplant, but only for a week.

My mistake.

One you'll never make again.

What?! You're gonna fire me for saving your–?!

You're marked, J.

(about the blob on his suit) MIB dry cleaning should handle it.

You don't understand. Permanently marked. "This is the last suit you'll ever wear" marked. "You're a dead man" marked.