You're talking to a guy who's had it more times then there are stars in the sky.
There are more than four stars in the sky, Mr Bundy.
“User Friendly” · Season 9, Episode 22
In this episode: Dr. Kessler (3), Bud Bundy (2), Al Bundy (1), Peg (1), Kelly Bundy (1)
Do you really think that science can replace this! [Takes off coat to reveal a tight skirt]
But I've got a patient, [Kelly pouts] Who is now on auto.
What do you make of this?
JJanitor
I'm going to need a bigger mop.
[In machine on other side of glass] Honk, Honk!
JJanitor
A nuch bigger mop!
(Al comes home excited, but Peg and Kelly are not.)
Hi Peg. How was Oprah?
Oprah wasn't on today.
Oprah won't be on tomorrow either, Peg. Why?! Cause I had the cable company take her off, see.
(Al shows her a new TV Guide channel.)
The Guy Package.
With Femblock! See, it's a new service they offer men and a few female tennis players who are tired of watching girly crap. See, Peg, it's my week off and I want to spend it watching quality programing.
Oh, you mean watching monster movies, jiggly shows and the Three Stooges.
Soitenly!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Married... with Children pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.