Married... with Children · Season 2, Episode 4
Still mad at me 'cause I got you neutered?
What, do ya want me to dance for joy? Bring you a pipe and slippers? Roll over so you can rub my belly and see my shame?
You know, I thought you were supposed to be more affectionate.
Yeah, right. Why don't you poke my eyes out? Maybe that'd do it?
Wait a second, Peg. Why should I have to fix it? It wasn't me who said "Let's get a picture of your mother leaning up against the fence." It wasn't meant to support a 200-pound woman with a keg under each arm.
It made a nice picture, Al. Now look, the kids are getting old enough to realize that it is not really your part-time job to sit on the couch and test the weight of beer cans. And now you won't even fix the fence. Now what kind of example is that for them?
Well, if we are an example to the kids, Bud will grow up and get a job that will slowly kill him. And Kelly, well, she'll grow up to believe that a two-income family is a house with two husbands.
And I'd like to say one more time, please, please watch The Late Show on FOX. All we want is a chance. Is that too much to ask for?
Mr. Pittman (after Al agrees to have Buck neutered): Keep your dog away from mine. And while we're on the subject: keep your daughter away from my son.
She was probably just lending him a dress.
(Peg covers her mouth to keep from cracking up as Mr. Pittman leaves)
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