Otto quotes from Malcolm in the Middle

Otto

No one expects you to be perfect. If I wanted perfection, I would have hired a robot... or a Swede.

Otto

So I went to the store and got those cookies, and I brought three cases of old-fashioned hard lemonade.

Otto

Yes, Francis. I said there was a problem.

Otto

Those parents trusted me with the little ones, until I've poisoned them! What kind of a monster am i?