Lilo &amp; Stitch: The Series Season 2 quotes

(seeing Lilo’s bug city, Bugopolis) Look! Is tiny city full of creeping and crawling thingies.

Maybe they’d like a gravel muffin. (drops a gravel muffin onto Bugopolis)

Hmm. You squished three bug city blocks.

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Mrs. Hasagawa's dating, and her first name is "Lynne."

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Note: This is the third crossover episode to feature characters from Kim Possible

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Pleakley! Jumba! Stitch is gone! Some kind of flying French roll flew out of the sky and took him away! We're gonna have to use your ship to find him.

So sorry, Lilo. Ship is now bed-not-breakfast.

Well, if you're not going to help me, then I'm going to have save Stitch myself!

I'm sorry, Lilo. You know rules: no going on dangerous missions without 626.

Who could possibly do the job better than me?

Wait a minute! I know! [digs through the magazines] The answer's right here! [holds up a Kimstyle magazine with Kim Possible on the cover]

Kim Possible? The number one international teen super-sleuth in the world?

All we have to do is go to Kim Possible's website, tell her we're in trouble, and take advantage of her highly efficient secret agent skills. She's good!

Let me see that. [takes the magazine] Hmm. This Possible Kim has quite impressive résumé. Head of cheerleading squad. Saving the world 12 times.

I probably saved the world at least 14 times. And can she hula? I doubt it. We don't need her. We can do it ourselves.

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[Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable are flying in a plane heading to their destination in Kauai]

RRon

So, do you know, like, the King of Hawaii? I mean, two boo-yas up for the ride, K.P.

No big. My dad and the senator were tight in grad school.

RRon

Hey, maybe we can hit him up for a luau.

[Rufus puts a Hawaiian skirt around his waist and dances]

You read the note, Ron. "Safety of the world at stake." That means there won't be time for noshing with the locals, all right?

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Where are you going, Lilo?

Oh. Um…camping… in the kitchen.

Well, ok, but stay close. You don't wanna miss the look on Kim Possible's face when she sees my collage of her. [the sound of a plane whooshing from outside is heard] What was that?

[swoops into the house and hits the back of her head on the couch] Ow! That's got "bruise" written all over it.

It's--it's--it's… [faints]

Ok. What's with her?

Um…Aunt Pleakley is…top-heavy.

RRon

[kicks the door open with karate shouts] I got you covered, K.P.

You are Possible Kim, no?

No. I mean, well, yes I am. Possible Kim. [shaking her head] Why are we talking like this?

[starts to walk to the door, having no time for this] I'm sorry, your services won't be needed.

[slides in front of her] Whoa. Hold on a sec. Your email specifically said it was urgent. What's the sitch?

No, who's Stitch?

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[Lilo and Kim Possible walk through the tropical forest, discussing about Stitch's kidnapping]

I'm thinking Stitch was kidnapped by Hämsterviel. He's an evil gerbil who thinks he's a hamster. I'm telling you, if we use the X-Buggy--

Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you sit down quietly and safely while I look for clues.

[spots a black glove on the ground and picks it up] You mean… like this?

Oh, don't tell me.

There's something written on it. It says, "If found, please return to Dr. Drakken. It was a gift from my mother."

Wade, give me a beat on Dr. D.

WWade

Looks like he's about 83 miles southeast of your position.

But that's in the middle of the ocean. We're gonna need some major air transport.

We can use the X-Buggy.

Thanks, but I promised your aunt I wouldn't let you get hurt.

I won't get hurt. I promise.

Lilo, please. This just isn't a kid-friendly sitch. I'll be back in no time with Snotch.

Stitch.

All right.

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Note: This is the fourth crossover episode to feature the main characters from Recess

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Nani

[calling for Lilo when she finds the kitchen in a mess; annoyed] LILO! Kitchen, NOW!

We're already here. Stitch and I cooked up our latest recipe. Want some?

Nani

What I want is for this mess to be cleaned up before I get home! [leaves the house]

[looks around the kitchen] I guess we did make a pretty big mess.

Stitch

Unh.

We probably should clean it up. Do you feel like cleaning?

Stitch

Nagga.

Me neither. But I know someone who loves to clean.

[Outside the house, Nani drives off to work by splashing into a puddle of water and the water splashes into some nearby flowers… and activates Experiment 285]

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[With Stitch, Jumba and Pleakley all zapped by Experiment 285 (later named Lax), Lilo drags a lazy Stitch all the way to the Birds of Paradise Hotel to try and catch him, and ends up meeting the Recess gang]

Come on, Stitch! If we don't stop him, he'll turn the whole island all lackadaisical. [they enter the hotel] Come on.

WWoman

Young man, I'd like my bags taken up to my room. Young man! Wake up!

Everybody's turning into Mellotrons or something.

[running past them while racing Gus to the pool] Watch it! Coming through! Last one in the pool is a rotten bologna sandwich crawling with maggots!

Well, almost everyone.

[trying to catch up] Wait, Spinelli! I hate bologna. Chlorine turns my hair green, and maggots are icky!

[annoyed] Tourists. Come on, Stitch. [suddenly notices that he's out of her sight] Stitch?

We really should be heading over to the observatory.

Come on, Gretch. Don't be such a wet blanket, for crying out loud. We're on vacation here. Let's have some fun!

Actually, Spinelli, none of you are here for leisure. As you recall, T.J. convinced the unit of concerned brainy kids that you should all escort me to Kauai at my five astronomy assistants.

VVince

Yeah! [chuckles] Good one, Teej. [He and T.J. high five]

Hey, I'd say just about anything for a chance to goof off in paradise.

MMikey

Indeed. Our locale brings to mind the great John Milton, whose epic, "Paradise Lost", I intend to read cover to cover during our sojourn here.

Hey, has anyone seen my fruity drink? It's the one with the paper umbrella. [shrieks when he finds Stitch lying down on a pool raft, who seemingly took his drink] Some weird monkey has my drink!

Stitch, give the nice boy back his pineapple pizzazz! [takes the drink out of Stitch's hands and gives it back to Gus] Sorry about that. My dog's got some personal space issues.

Hey, you're a local kid. What do you do for fun on this rock?

Um, well, lots of stuff.

MMikey

[reading John Milton's "Paradise Lost" poem] "Of Eden, where delicious paradise, now nearer, crowns with her enclosure green--" [suddenly gets zapped by Experiment 285 (Lax); takes Gus' drink out of his hands] And fruity drinks reign supreme. [jumps onto another pool raft next to Stitch] I pinned that last part.

Stitch

Hoo chi fah.

Oh, no!

What in the name of Finster's support hose just happened?

He's here! Everybody, duck! [forces the Recess gang to duck and cover and turns over a strap beach lounge chair for protection]

Who's here?

Um, my other… pet. His name is… Lax. He got loose, and I've got to catch him before he zaps anyone else.

Lax?

Zaps?

You see, Gretch? The real excitement isn't up in space, it's right here, on good old planet Earth.

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CComputer

Warning. Experiment 285 activated. Primary function: causes enemies to abandon work.

6625

Hey, hey. There's one you don't need. You never work! Oh, sorry. I mean, you never get paid. 'Cause you never catch any experiments.

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See here, Spinelli, I hardly think the mischief of some bizarre pet outweighs the possible discovery of a new planet. Using the island's high-powered telescope, I hope to prove that the object I saw from my garage observatory was…

[interrupting] Incredibly boring. No offense, Gretch, but we're on vacation. We'd have more fun chasing down Lax for Lulu over here.

It's Lilo. And Stitch and I can catch him ourselves. It's like our job.

VVince

[spots and points to Lax up in a palm tree] There he is! He's up in that tree! Hey, you dumb zapper. You can't outrun Vince LaSalle. I'll shimmy up there and grab him. Somebody say ready, set-- [Lax immediately zaps him] chill. [lays down and rests on a lounge chair]

That fiend! What's he done to our pal?!

He'll be okay. He's not hurt or anything. He's just sort of…on vacation.

Look, Lilo, I don't know what kind of creature that is up there, but it zapped two of my friends.

Don't worry. Stitch and I will catch him (in no time).

Um, your Stitch is (also) on vacation. You're gonna need reinforcements.

But I can't be responsible for your safety.

Hey, no problem. That's what Finster's for.

What's a Finster?

Miss Finster, our faculty chaperone. A lot of good she'll do us. She hasn't left the spa since we got to the hotel.

[In the hotel spa, Miss Finster is getting her back massaged by the masseur, Rolf]

FMiss Finster

Oh, Rolf. Nobody can massage that deep tissue like you. Rolf me, baby! Rolf me! Ung! Oh, mister, you just doubled your tip.

[shaking hands with T.J. in agreement] All right, let's do this.

[introducing himself and his friends] I'm T.J. That's Vince, Spinelli, Gus, Gretchen, and Mikey's on the raft.

LLax

[laughing sinisterly] Zap, zap!

We gotta figure out how to catch him without getting zapped ourselves.

Yeah. If I get any lazier than I already am, I'll forget to breathe!

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GGalileo

Gretchen, I've scoured my databanks, and I haven't found any record of a creature that can focus a beam of energy that causes one to stop working. It's astounding.

Indeed, Galileo. It strikes me as very odd, as well. [to Lilo] Lilo, if I may be so bold, this creature isn't, well, of this earth, is it?

Well, not exactly.

I knew aliens existed! I just knew it!