[calling out to Lilo after Lax jumps down from the tree] Lilo, forget it! Lax is down!
[Lilo slides down from the tree]
He's heading for the golf course!
S2 E21Lax (Experiment 285)
[Lilo, Stitch, and the Recess gang arrive at the observatory beach in a golf cart as they catch up with Lax]
Looks like it's the end of the line for the cart, guys.
[as Lilo grabs his hand and drags him] Aba tooka!
How fortuitous! He's led us directly to the observatory. Perhaps we could throw the creature off balance by rotating the building underneath it.
A rotating building? Cool!
Oh, my gosh! There it is! Lilo, come look at a new planet in our solar system!
New planet? Does this thing have a focus?
Here.
That's no planet. That's a gerbil-shaped satellite!
A what now?
A satellite. Gerbil-shaped. With words on the side. [reading] "Hands off, loser life-form! Experiment Locator. Property of Dr. J.V. Hämsterviel. P.S.: This satellite is not gerbil-shaped, it is hamster-shaped."
Let me see that! "Loser life-form" is right. Some discovery I made.
It is important. Hämsterviel is an evil alien rodent. We've gotta take it down.
I was under the impression you islanders were easy-going.
It's okay, don't be scared. We just wanna catch you and use you to make an evil satellite go on vacation.
I've nearly figured out the vectors we'll need to disable the satellite.
NO!
[gets zapped by Lax] Oh, my.
Gretchen, please tell me you finished the calculations before… before you…
Oh, I'm afraid I haven't.
[defeated] We're doomed.
[resumes writing her calculations] But it shouldn't take me very much longer. I just need to tweak these coordinates again.
But, you got zapped by Lax. Don't you wanna give up doing work and goof off?
[At the airport… Lilo is saying goodbye to the Recess gang before they're departing for their flight home and finds Lax his one true place]
Stitch and I are really gonna miss you guys.
Hey, why don't you come back with us?
Sorry, we've got a kitchen to go clean up. We're gonna make a game out of it.
[notices that Miss Finster is not present] Um, guys, I hate to spoil our little good-bye party, but where the hang is Finster?
S2 E23Mrs. Hasagawa's Cats/Ace (Experiment 262)
HMrs. Hasagawa
Mahalo plenty for all the work. Maybe you want to rest now. How about a nice apricot? They're all over my yard this year, which is a little strange, because I don't have an apricot tree. [removes the cover from the bowl she's holding, revealing it's full of experiment pods, mistaking them for apricots]
[gasps in horror along with Stitch] Experiment pods!
HMrs. Hasagawa
But we have to wash them first. [holds up her watering can, preparing to pour water on them]
Wait!
No!
HMrs. Hasagawa
[picks up the bowl as all the experiment pods start activating] Now help yourself, but be careful of the pits. Oh, my!
Pleakley!
Just a moment, Lilo. I wouldn't want to be discourteous to this experiment.
Pleakley, this is not the time to be polite.
Terribly sorry. I'm afraid it can't be helped. It seems one of Stitch's cousins gives one painfully perfect manners.
S2 E25Snafu (Experiment 120)
[singing off-key] "But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for twoooooo!"
6625
[covers his ears and screams] Holy guacamole! That last note actually curdled my mayo!
I'm making a karaoke tape. I can listen to my own voice and determine what areas need work.
6625
There's only one area in your voice: a disaster area!
CComputer
Warning. Experiment 120 activated. Primary function: discombobulates enemy plans.
I'm not interested.
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