Gus quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Lilo

Come on, Stitch! If we don't stop him, he'll turn the whole island all lackadaisical. [they enter the hotel] Come on.

Young man, I'd like my bags taken up to my room. Young man! Wake up!

Lilo

Everybody's turning into Mellotrons or something.

Spinelli

[running past them while racing Gus to the pool] Watch it! Coming through! Last one in the pool is a rotten bologna sandwich crawling with maggots!

Lilo

Well, almost everyone.

Gus

[trying to catch up] Wait, Spinelli! I hate bologna. Chlorine turns my hair green, and maggots are icky!

Lilo

[annoyed] Tourists. Come on, Stitch. [suddenly notices that he's out of her sight] Stitch?

Gretchen

We really should be heading over to the observatory.

Spinelli

Come on, Gretch. Don't be such a wet blanket, for crying out loud. We're on vacation here. Let's have some fun!

Gretchen

Actually, Spinelli, none of you are here for leisure. As you recall, T.J. convinced the unit of concerned brainy kids that you should all escort me to Kauai at my five astronomy assistants.

Yeah! [chuckles] Good one, Teej. [He and T.J. high five]

T.J.

Hey, I'd say just about anything for a chance to goof off in paradise.

Indeed. Our locale brings to mind the great John Milton, whose epic, "Paradise Lost", I intend to read cover to cover during our sojourn here.

Gus

Hey, has anyone seen my fruity drink? It's the one with the paper umbrella. [shrieks when he finds Stitch lying down on a pool raft, who seemingly took his drink] Some weird monkey has my drink!

Lilo

Stitch, give the nice boy back his pineapple pizzazz! [takes the drink out of Stitch's hands and gives it back to Gus] Sorry about that. My dog's got some personal space issues.

Spinelli

Hey, you're a local kid. What do you do for fun on this rock?

Lilo

Um, well, lots of stuff.

[reading John Milton's "Paradise Lost" poem] "Of Eden, where delicious paradise, now nearer, crowns with her enclosure green--" [suddenly gets zapped by Experiment 285 (Lax); takes Gus' drink out of his hands] And fruity drinks reign supreme. [jumps onto another pool raft next to Stitch] I pinned that last part.

Stitch

Hoo chi fah.

Lilo

Oh, no!

Spinelli

What in the name of Finster's support hose just happened?

Lilo

He's here! Everybody, duck! [forces the Recess gang to duck and cover and turns over a strap beach lounge chair for protection]

T.J.

Who's here?

Lilo

Um, my other… pet. His name is… Lax. He got loose, and I've got to catch him before he zaps anyone else.

Gretchen

Lax?

T.J.

Zaps?

Spinelli

You see, Gretch? The real excitement isn't up in space, it's right here, on good old planet Earth.

Gretchen

See here, Spinelli, I hardly think the mischief of some bizarre pet outweighs the possible discovery of a new planet. Using the island's high-powered telescope, I hope to prove that the object I saw from my garage observatory was…

Spinelli

[interrupting] Incredibly boring. No offense, Gretch, but we're on vacation. We'd have more fun chasing down Lax for Lulu over here.

Lilo

It's Lilo. And Stitch and I can catch him ourselves. It's like our job.

[spots and points to Lax up in a palm tree] There he is! He's up in that tree! Hey, you dumb zapper. You can't outrun Vince LaSalle. I'll shimmy up there and grab him. Somebody say ready, set-- [Lax immediately zaps him] chill. [lays down and rests on a lounge chair]

Gus

That fiend! What's he done to our pal?!

Lilo

He'll be okay. He's not hurt or anything. He's just sort of…on vacation.

T.J.

Look, Lilo, I don't know what kind of creature that is up there, but it zapped two of my friends.

Lilo

Don't worry. Stitch and I will catch him (in no time).

T.J.

Um, your Stitch is (also) on vacation. You're gonna need reinforcements.

Lilo

But I can't be responsible for your safety.

T.J.

Hey, no problem. That's what Finster's for.

Lilo

What's a Finster?

Spinelli

Miss Finster, our faculty chaperone. A lot of good she'll do us. She hasn't left the spa since we got to the hotel.

Oh, Rolf. Nobody can massage that deep tissue like you. Rolf me, baby! Rolf me! Ung! Oh, mister, you just doubled your tip.

Lilo

[shaking hands with T.J. in agreement] All right, let's do this.

T.J.

[introducing himself and his friends] I'm T.J. That's Vince, Spinelli, Gus, Gretchen, and Mikey's on the raft.

[laughing sinisterly] Zap, zap!

Lilo

We gotta figure out how to catch him without getting zapped ourselves.

Gus

Yeah. If I get any lazier than I already am, I'll forget to breathe!

Gretchen, I've scoured my databanks, and I haven't found any record of a creature that can focus a beam of energy that causes one to stop working. It's astounding.

Gretchen

Indeed, Galileo. It strikes me as very odd, as well. [to Lilo] Lilo, if I may be so bold, this creature isn't, well, of this earth, is it?

Lilo

Well, not exactly.

Gus

I knew aliens existed! I just knew it!

Lilo

Please, Gus, we kind of try to keep a lid on the whole "aliens on earth" thing.