Gretchen, Spinelli and others in “Lax (Experiment 285)”

See here, Spinelli, I hardly think the mischief of some bizarre pet outweighs the possible discovery of a new planet. Using the island's high-powered telescope, I hope to prove that the object I saw from my garage observatory was…

[interrupting] Incredibly boring. No offense, Gretch, but we're on vacation. We'd have more fun chasing down Lax for Lulu over here.

It's Lilo. And Stitch and I can catch him ourselves. It's like our job.

[spots and points to Lax up in a palm tree] There he is! He's up in that tree! Hey, you dumb zapper. You can't outrun Vince LaSalle. I'll shimmy up there and grab him. Somebody say ready, set-- [Lax immediately zaps him] chill. [lays down and rests on a lounge chair]

That fiend! What's he done to our pal?!

He'll be okay. He's not hurt or anything. He's just sort of…on vacation.

Look, Lilo, I don't know what kind of creature that is up there, but it zapped two of my friends.

Don't worry. Stitch and I will catch him (in no time).

Um, your Stitch is (also) on vacation. You're gonna need reinforcements.

But I can't be responsible for your safety.

Hey, no problem. That's what Finster's for.

What's a Finster?

Miss Finster, our faculty chaperone. A lot of good she'll do us. She hasn't left the spa since we got to the hotel.

Oh, Rolf. Nobody can massage that deep tissue like you. Rolf me, baby! Rolf me! Ung! Oh, mister, you just doubled your tip.

[shaking hands with T.J. in agreement] All right, let's do this.

[introducing himself and his friends] I'm T.J. That's Vince, Spinelli, Gus, Gretchen, and Mikey's on the raft.

[laughing sinisterly] Zap, zap!

We gotta figure out how to catch him without getting zapped ourselves.

Yeah. If I get any lazier than I already am, I'll forget to breathe!