[625 is putting up decorations in Gantu's ship]
6625
On the first day of Christmas, I just made for me.... a saaaaaaaaaandwich [Gantu gets caught in a decoration] Hey, flounder face! We've you been? Grab a holiday hoagie and enjoy the party!
You can waste your time with this ridiculous Earth custom if you want, but for once, I have the upper hand. Hämsterviel's been on the rampage lately, but this should please him. [pulls out an experiment pod] I've obtained a dormant experiment pod.
6625
Now just ho-ho-hold on a minute there, tuna toes! You're not just gonna transport the pod to Hämsterviel, are ya? It's Christmas! Everybody's giving each other gifts.
Perhaps you're right. If I wrap this up in holiday paper with a bow, it might get the little gerbil off my dorsal fin.
6625
Sure! Everyone likes getting presents, even megalomaniacal rodents with delusions of galactic domination.
Hmm.... I should get this wrapped. [leaves to get wrapping supplies]
6625
Oh, hey, hey! If you wanna blend in out there, you better where a red suit and hat! Everyone's wearing 'em!
[Stitch has seen the experiment pod 025 being wrapped in a present and mailed into a truck; Stitch goes from door to door taking gifts to see which one of them contains the pod]
Open up, you greedy little genetic mistake!
Ah, little girl. 626 has many gifts that he is keeping to himself.
Stitch! What are we gonna do with you? You've torn up half the town, stolen presents, made little kids cry. It's like your the spirit of Christmas ruin.
[pulls out his plasma gun] I will teach him to share brightly wrapped goodies with evil genius WHO CREATED HIM!!!
Don't! There's something wrong with Stitch. He needs our help. I know a secret way in.
[Lilo and Jumba go through the secret entrance to the attic just as Stitch peaks through the main entrance; Jumba grabs Stitch and an unseen fight occurs]
[Jumba falls through the main entrance]
Ah, I'm okay! I landed on my patookie!
[after Lilo and Jumba learns Stitch's true intention for taking the presents, Gantu comes in, disguised as Santa Clause, and tears through the house while giving no attention to Pleakley, who is trying to be a Christmas tree]
[repairing the house] Hey, what is wrong? Why the long branches?
I'm doing my best to represent a coniferous evergreen indicative of the holiday season, but no one seems to care!
Heh. Maybe you need festive parcels.
Presents for to have underneath you.
Of course! Presents under the Christmas tree! I've been going about this backwards! Christmas isn't about the tree, it's about the presents under it!
626 and little girl are stalking Gantu. They will bring presents.
No, no, no! I have to get my own! Otherwise, it doesn't really count! Jumba, it's time we took a little trip, to the mall!
[gets ready to stomp on Lilo] I should have done this a long time ago!
Go ahead! You've already ruined Christmas for everyone!
I ruined Christmas?! You're the one who took the present I was planning to give to Hämsterviel!
You were going to give Hämsterviel a gift?
Well, yes. Isn't that what your Christmas holiday is all about? Giving presents.
It's not about getting presents. It's about giving.
LGLittle Girl
Santa? Do I get a present?
You?! A proto Earth form? Don't be ridiculous! Why would I-- [the girl gives him a sad look] No! That's not fair! Stop looking at me like that! Seize using your ocular orbs against sympathy! [sighs] This is an infectious holiday you have on this planet. Perhaps this is a present we could all enjoy. I can always find something else to send to Hämsterviel. [gives the present to the little girl]
[Lilo activates 025, now named Topper and places it on top of a Christmas tree as its one true place; not too far from Earth, some aliens notice Topper's flashing]
A1Alien 1
Hey, who turned on the signal beacon?
A2Alien 2
Who cares? They got fruitcake down there! Come on, guys!
[the aliens cheer as they come towards Earth to join the festivities]
[Lilo runs into the house; Stitch is exhausted]
AAAAAH!!!! HE'S COMING! THIS IS A CATASTROPHE! HE'S ON HIS WAY RIGHT NOW!!
Hold it! HOLD EVERYTHING!! Now explain to me slowly and clearly exactly what happened.
Okay. Keoni Jameson was holding a bouquet of flowers, when he asked Tino directions to our house. When Tino asked why he wanted directions, he said he had to ask a real cutie something. It's so obvious what he has in mind.
Now explain to me slowly and clearly exactly what happened.
Keoni is going to ask me to the Lono-I-Ke-Aweawe festival! [pause] The annual Valentine's Day festival!
And this is a catastrophe how?
Only because I'm so not ready! Stitch, you stall him. Act like I'm too pretty to come to the door. And Pleakley, stay out of the way.
Oh, you won't even know I'm here! All of Galactic Federation observers, such as myself, are masters of the art of seamlessly blending in.
[the doorbell rings]
WAIT!! I'm not seamlessly blended in yet! I'm un-seamlessly un-blended!
[Lilo kicks Keoni out of the house after she finds out he really has a crush on Pleakley in his female disguise]
Lilo, it's called camouflage. He's supposed to think I'm an attractive Earth woman.
[chuckles] Someone found Pleakley attractive?
Not someone! KEONI!!! Poor guy must have ear bugs eating his brain.
Hmm, I fear it could be possibly something far in the way worse. Here, look your eyeballs on this. Is Experiment 323. It must have been activated, and is loose on island. One peck from its beak causes victim to fall head over feet in love with the very next person they see! [laughs maniacally but then falls off his chair] Lovesickness is very destructive. Can bring entire societies crashing to standstill.
Oh! So, Keoni just got pecked by your Hunkahunka Bird of Love experiment.
He is only thing could explain sensible tweenage boy having crush on one-eyed noodle like Pleakley.
Oh, and I suppose he couldn't have just fallen for my brilliant Earth female disguise.
[Pleakley approaches a group of surfers while dressed as a Spanish flamenco dancer]
Hi, boys. Could one of you help with some sunblock? [the surfers stare at him] That is a completely believable request from a beautiful Earth woman, right?
Good. Let me get out my lotion. [as he looks in his bag, his wig falls off]
No! I mean, on second thought, we gotta go catch some choice waves. Now! Seeya! [he and the other surfer dash away]
Wait! Come back here! I'm beautiful! [sighs]
[Lilo is trying to ask Keoni to the dance]
So, Keoni, if you're going to the Lono-I-Ke-Aweawe, it's accustomed to bring a date.
Yeah, I know. That's why I asked your Aunt Pleakley. She is such a hottie.
[drags the cooler containing Hunkahunka toward Lilo] Maka maka, sassa!
Not now, Stitch. I'm trying to get Keoni to ask me to the dance. [a rattle is heard from the cooler] Oh, you caught Hunkahunka! [picks up Hunkahunka] Perfect!
Keoni, do I have something in my teeth?
Not that I can see. [Lilo puts Hunkahunka behind his neck, causing him to peck him and look straight at Lilo] I think I love you!
Attaboy, Stitch! Good thinking.
Aba tooka! [puts Hunkahunka back in the cooler] Cousin, home.
Oh, we can find the one true place he truly belongs later. Right now, Keoni and I are gonna spend some quality time together. Right, Keoni?
[Stitch groans in frustation]
[Stitch returns home with Hunkahunka waiting in the cooler]
Ah, 626, good. Here you are. I have found antidote for lovesickness. Victim of 323 is affected by the proboscis injection in coordination with retinal stimuli. Therefore, a rehydration of optical nerves and surrounding sensory sensors will negate the effect.
Spraying of water in face will cure lovesickness.
Hey, wanna play Skip Rocks? I'll go first, because I'm the lady.
Um, you have to skip a stone and see if you can win. [throws a flat stone that skips across the water]
Well, no.... I wanna win, that's the game.
[simply picks up a large stone and drops into the water] You won!
[Stitch zaps Hunkahunka and puts him in the doorprize drawing box outside the Lono-I-Ke-Aweawe dance]
Stitch! Good thing you're here! Man, I never should have used Hunkahunka to peck Keoni. This fakey love is the worst! Did Jumba give you the antidote?
Good. I need to get some to Keoni fast. Is it in here? [takes the box]
Naga! Naga! [as soon as the box opens, Hunkahunka flees into the dance room] Doonga!
Oops. Well, how was I supposed to know? Why was it in a box?
[Gantu captures Hunkahunka and Stitch uses the fire alarm to break everybody out of their lovesickness]
So it was all an experiment's fault. I guess my attractive Earth woman's camouflage was a miserable failure after all.
Miss Pleakley? You look really nice tonight.
Uh-oh. Keoni must not have gotten wet.
Time to get over it, kiddo. [sprays water into Keoni's face]
Wow. You're beautiful and quirky.
I am? I am, aren't I?! Woo-hoo! My camouflage is beautiful after all!
Wow, Keoni had a real crush on Pleakley all along.
[Gantu transports Hunkahunka to Hämsterviel]
You have an experiment? Give it to me! FASTER!!! Why are you so slow, you slow sharky thing?! You are the most incompetent of incompetence! And another I have been meaning to tell you... [Hunkahunka pecks him, causing him to feel a love connection with Gantu] I think I love you!
Like that idiotic look on your face when you have no clue what you are doing, it is so disgustingly cute! And all those stupid things you say, oh, how you make me laugh! I love it!
[Experiment 625 is making a PB&J sandwich, he watches the news on Richter's quakes as Gantu fixes the communicator]
625, turn that thing off! I'm trying to get this communication relay online, and you're not helping!
6625
Aw, what's the matter? Can't handle plugging in wires by yourself? At least I'll be ready in case of a sandwich shortage.
6625
[imitates a newsreel fanfare] Newsflash from the crash nebula, space whale! There was a quake today! I'm not taking chances. I'm stocking up.
