[Pleakley is forcing Lilo, Stitch, and Jumba to learn better etiquette for the Jamesons]
[he blow the whistle] Roll-call, everybody dressed?
Cannot breathing into tight disco pants, oh! Must drop anything.
Ta-da. [he walks downstairs but he step his tie and he trips, rolling on downstairs to Lilo] Ta-da.
Hmmm... Actually, I was more comfortable with a dog disguise.
Pleakley, I got more eggs for the... AUGH! Pleakley! They're gonna be here in less than an hour! You're supposed to be cooking!
Don't worry your little head, Nani. The traditional yule log is roasting as we speak.
Yule log? But it's summer!
Well, Helen the hostess featured one on her show just yesterday. I think she knows what she's doing.
That was a rerun! Yule logs are for December, and they're not food! [doorbell rings] Whoever it is, tell them to...
Aloha. We thought we'd arrive early to help, that's what Aloha hospitality is all about.
[chuckles] Right. Come on in.
You know, Helen the hostess says, it's rude to arrive before...[Nani elbows him]
Um...Mr. Jameson, this is my Aunt Pleakley, my Uncle Jumba, my sister Lilo and our...dog. Who dresses up sometimes.
So nice for to be making your acquaintance seeing, Mr. Emerson.
It's Jameson, dear. [chuckles] He's not good with names. Sometimes forgets mine. [chuckles]
Guess what I found out? Jumba, Pleakley, and Stitch, they're all aliens! But, hey! Who am I'm a judge? I'm an alien, too!
[Nani gasped]
Hey, you're Keoni! Lilo keeps a bunch of pictures of you in her diary. [as Stitch drags him and walks off] Boy, does she have a crush on you.
[Stitch gives Nosy to Gantu to keep him out of the way during Mr. Jameson's visit]
Hello, shorty! Hey, you're Gantu, the big dummy Lilo drew all those pictures of.
Well, yes. I mean, no! I mean-- Who are you?!
Experiment 199, at your service!
199?! I've been searching for you since your activation!
6625
Who is this guy? The big-nose experiment?
It's the snooping experiment! The foolish Earth girl and the trog gave it to me!
You mean Lilo and Stitch? Boy, do I got some dirt on them!
Really? Tel me everything you know about their experiment files.
Who cares about the experiments? You should hear about the love letters I found in Jumba's drawer!
[Gantu, annoyed by Nosy's talking, sends him to Hämsterviel]
Tell me, you unattractive talking experiment with such a gigantic nose, what do Gantu and 625 say about me?
Not much. They mostly just sit around making up names for you. Rat-face...
If you want, I should repeat them?
NO!! I reject you and your huge nose! I'm sending you back to Gantu with some unflattering nicknaming of my own! [teleports Nosy back to Gantu's ship]
6625
[notices Nosy] Hey! [throws his magazine at Gantu]
6625
The town gossip's back!
Snagged rat-face's journal! It's gold!
Did you know Hämsterviel sleeps with a pacifier? He also wears platform shoes to make him look threatening. [Gantu takes the journal] And his dental habits, don't get me started!
[whispers to 625] Get rid of him.
[Lilo and Stitch find Experiment 158]
He sure is a cute little fella.
But not as cute as you, Stitch. Now, we just have to figure out what he can do.
[dashes in] Has anyone seen my keys?! I am so late! My boss is gonna fire me so hard. [opens Stitch's mouth] Did you eat them?!
[158 dashes into the kitchen and sniffs around a bit, and then honks and points at the fridge]
Oh, I don't have time for this! Lilo! Your experiment's hungry!
[opens the fridge and grabs Nani's keys] Egata! Haka!
My keys! [realizes] What were they doing in the fridge?
Wow! He must be able to find things. I'm gonna name you Finder. I bet Finder's even better and finding stuff than you, Stitch.
[Stitch growls angrily and then dashes into the living room and rips up the couch, pulling out some items and showing them to Lilo]
Paper clip, nail file, 14 cents, and a... [pulls out a piece of paper] Jury duty summons.
[snatches the paper] That's mine.
[Stitch is playing a poker game with Ritcher, Cannonball, Yin, and Yang, and Yang ends up winning with four aces, claiming a stack of cookies, as Lilo and Finder return home]
We really got Mertle good, didn't we?
[getting herself ready for a date while putting on some earrings] Who got Mertle good?
Finder and me. Finder was a better show and tell than her boring old doll.
[sulks in disappointment] Oh.
Gloating isn't nice, Lilo.
[confused] What's gloating?
Gloating is when you're happy about being better than someone else, but in a mean way.
But Mertle does that all the time.
You wanna be like Mertle?
[after Jumba and Pleakley receive a message from the Grand Councilwoman that Hämsterviel escaped prison]
I can't believe it. The Grand Councilwoman of the Galactic Federation never calls us unless.. [grabs Jumba by his shirt] INTERGALACTIC ANNIHILATION IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!!! WHAT DO WE DO?!?
First step is to be gaining composure and LETTING GO OF ME!!
[Hämsterviel, trying to escape from Finder, bumps into Mertle outside the pet shop]
I AM NOT A GERBIL!! And what are you staring at, you multiple-eyed biped? Have you never before seen a criminal genius? [Mertle picks him up and puts him in her backpack] Unhand me, or I will have you and all members of your family ruined in-physically!
Wait'll I take him to show-and-tell.
[Gantu is forced by 625 to make sandwiches for him]
6625
No, no, no. You're slicing them too thick! You have to be able to fit'em in your mouth. Well, my mouth, which is much smaller than your grotesque maw. Now, lay some mustard on me, baby!
CComputer
Incoming communication from...
GCGrand Councilwoman
Grand Councilwoman of the Galactic Federation.
[Gantu pushes 625 and the sandwich ingredients aside]
GCGrand Councilwoman
Gantu, I have an offer for you. If you're successful, it could mean reinstatement of your captain's rank.
GCGrand Councilwoman
But you haven't heard what it is yet!
I don't care! Lay some mustard on me, baby! I mean, ma'am. Terribly sorry. Please, go ahead.
GCGrand Councilwoman
It's about the escape Dr. Hämsterviel. I know you are... associated with him. But if you capture him and turn him over to us, all will be forgiven.
[Gantu chuckles evilly]
[Stitch is in the animal shelter after failing to catch Hämsterviel at Mertle's house]
Stitch? Stitch, what were you doing at Mertle's?
You were trying to find Hämsterviel without us? But why? [Stitch sees Finder and growls at him] Oh. 'Cause you wanted to find him before Finder did. [guilty] I guess I kinda made you feel inferior, huh? Stitch, you're number one at so many things. You shouldn't be upset if you aren't number one at everything.
Besides, Finder made a mistake. Hämsterviel's not at Mertle's.
[Stitch chuckles, knowing otherwise]
[Mertle is talking to Hämsterviel]
And I'm sorta the leader of these girls. But sometimes, I think they don't even like me.
Ah! That is your first mistake! It doesn't matter if your minions like you. They only need to fear you!
Huh. I never thought about that way. [hears a ship landing outside] Now what?
Dr. Hämsterviel, I am here to apprehend you on orders of the Galactic Federation!
[Gantu kidnaps Hämsterviel and Mertle and taking them to the Grand Councilwoman]
I cannot believe this aquatic excuse for a captain! He has turned on me!
It's like you said: Where's the loyalty?
Gantu is a disgrace! You, a mere child of a primate peoples, could do his job a hundred... no, a thousand times better!
Believe me, you could! Perhaps, when you have completed your education, you could come work for me!
[Stitch pulls on a panel in Gantu's ship, causing it to crash land]
Now I won't be able to deliver Hämsterviel to the Councilwoman!
GCGrand Councilwoman
No need to worry about that. I came to you. Guards? [her guards go into Gantu's ship to take Hämsterviel]
I fulfilled my part of the bargain. I caught Hämsterviel! Where is my reward?
GCGrand Councilwoman
I suppose you do...
GCGrand Councilwoman
What is a... Mertle?
She's a little girl, like me. Gantu grabbed her when he took Hämsterviel!
GCGrand Councilwoman
[to Gantu] Is this true?
Oh, uh, I'm not sure. I haven't really looked. I suppose it's possible.
GCGrand Councilwoman
So, you put an innocent girl in danger. [sighs] You always did have a problem with ethics. My offer is therefore rescinded.
[the Grand Councilwoman's guards carry Hämsterviel to her ship]
Let me go, you wretched olive-shaped woman with backwards legs!
GCGrand Councilwoman
[to Lilo] The Galactic Federation thanks you for your help.
Yeah. I only wish I knew what happened to... [hears a whirring sound] Stitch!
[Stitch holds onto to a hovering Finder and lands on the ground; Lilo runs up to Stich and they hug]
GCGrand Councilwoman
Experiment 626, if anyone deserves a reward for finding Dr. Hämsterviel, it is you.
[guilty] Hmm... Finder did it.
[Finder honks happily]
GCGrand Councilwoman
Yes, Experiment 458 managed to track Dr. Hämsterviel, but without your courage and daring, he would not have been apprehended. But it's good of you to share the credit.
[Gantu is trying to fix the ship's air conditioner during a heat wave]
Stupid broken air conditioner! [the air conditioner explodes] Blitznak! I hate this heat!
6625
Aww, poor little guppy. Say, would I nice warm cup of tea help? Maybe some pipin' hot tomato soup. I can make you a cheeseburger.
CComputer
Warning. Experiment 523 activated.
Oh, a freeze inducer! Perfect! I'll turn this sweltering mud ball into something livable.
6625
[grilling burgers] Hey, Gantu. You want yours medium or well done?
[523 freezes Kauai via helicopter; Jumba works on Splodyhead/Experiment 619, who Jumba misnumbers as "515"]
Five Fifteen, your thermostat is adjusted. Hot wave should no longer overheat you.
SSplodyhead
Ih! [crawls away]
[chuckles] Don't mention it!
Splodyhead! Beware, beware! Jumba, we're being invaded. Millions of little white aliens are landing outside as we speak!
