[Stitch does a magic show that does not exactly go as planned]
[whispers to Jumba] You can't tell them how bad they are. It might hurt their self-esteem.
Aside from the last trick which does need polishing, and the rest of the tricks that need to be completely overhauled, what do you think?
Amazing! Absolutely, completely amazing!
Good! 'Cause we have our first gig at Mertle's half birthday tomorrow!
She's so spoiled she gets two a year.
And we wouldn't want to fail there! In front of all your friends. [Lilo is shocked and embarrassed by the comment] Imagine how embarrassing that'd be!
[625 returns after picking up groceries]
6625
Hey, Gantu! So, I'm at the galley, getting some from fresh cold-cuts, and guess what I find nestled in with the tomatoes! TADA! [holds up an experiment pod marked 611]
An experiment?! Give me that! [swipes the pod from 625 and looks up 611 from the container computer]
CComputer
Experiment 611. Primary function: ultimate super weapon.
6625
Wow! I found that?! Great! So, can I take early retirement?
[Gantu contacts Hämsteviel, who is wearing pajamas and holding a teddy bear]
Gantu, you know not to call during my power nap!
My apologies, sir, but I thought you'd like to know that I recovered an ultimate super weapon experiment for you!
Stop making absurd with your absurdities! You could never manage such an important capture!
[pushes 625 down] I'll have it in the transporter within the hour, sir.
Excellent! Now get out there and find me another experiment! [turns off contact]
CComputer
Warning. Experiment 604 activated. Primary function: invisibility generator.
That's one of the pods I lost to the little girl. If I find her, I find the experiment.
6625
Hey, squid breath! Taking credit for my capture is bad karma! As in... YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!
[Lilo uses 604, now named Houdini, to help Stitch with his magic act; Mertle sees Houdini and takes his picture, flash-blinding him and accidentally making Stitch and all of Mertle's party favors and houseinvisible]
SAunt Stacy
[dials on her phone] Barry? Stacy. I am standing here looking at the star of your next prime time special! Send me a camera crew.
[Gantu stalks an invisible who Houdini with heat vision goggles]
You're invisibility won't help you this time, runt. These goggles see heat! [his cell phone rings, causing Houdini to run away] 625, what do you want?!
6625
Have you told Hämsterviel that I caught the super weapon yet?!
Don't ever call me while I'm working!
[Lilo realizes that she accidentally grabbed an invisible Houdini while Gantu ran off with an invisible Stitch]
Lookie here. I promised Mertle's Aunt Stacy the Stupendous Stitch would make a lighthouse disappear! And by golly, she's going to get the Stupendous Stitch MAKING A LIGHTHOUSE DISAPPEAR!
[Houdini, frightened by Pleakley disappears and runs off]
You spooked him! Houdini, wait! Great. No Stitch, no Houdini, and national TV waiting! Could it get any worse?!
And don't forget, not-so-friendly friend Mertle is waiting to ridicule you. [laughs]
Right. Thanks for reminding me.
[Gantu runs off with what appears to be an invisible Houdini]
Stitch! I can't believe you just gave him... [Houdini turns visible again] Houdini?! You gave him the empty container. That's quite a magic trick, Mr. Stupendous.
What do you mean the container is empty?!
EMPTY!!!! Like your head, you worthless lackey!
May, I remind that I captured Experiment 611, the ultimate super weapon?!
You were looking at it UPSIDE DOWN!!! You sent me Experiment 119, a sticky chocolate experiment designed to smother with it's gooey sweetness! [119 (AKA Fudgy) covers Hamsterviel with chocolate] Help! Help! Gantu! You will pay for this!
[to 625; threateningly] If you say one word--
6625
Karma! Karma, karma, karma! [Gantu hits him] OWWW!!!
[Keoni is waxing a sailboat as Lilo and Stitch arrive]
Hey, Lilo. Thanks for coming out. You bring the stopwatch?
Yep. You think you're gonna qualify for the boat race?
Trying to. If I don't practice I don't have a chance. First prize is a new outrigger. I'll signal you when I'm past the break.
[to Stitch] And if I help him win, I bet there'll be a free boat ride included for me. [pulls out a peanut butter sandwich from her bag] You set up the chairs, I'm gonna go feed Pudge. I'll be right back.
[Gantu arrives at the Rental Hut, disguised as a tourist]
Hello. My name is Mr. John Bob Jonesmith. I'm a normal Earth tourist, and I would like to rent a boat.
You're not fooling anyone, Gantu.
6625
Told ya, flounder face. Blubber's still blubber, no matter how you dress it up. Ice cream sandwich?
Quiet, you! [to Nani] I require the use of a watercraft now!
[smug] Fine. You wanna rent stuff? I'll rent you stuff!
[scene cuts to Gantu overly dressed in aquatic gear]
6625
Whoa! Captain Clam, what happened? Did the bait shop explode?
She said I needed all this. Now, let's go! We've got an experiment to catch! [trips on his small flippers and crushes his boat] I think I crushed my dinghy.
[Jumba converts the buggy to a boat so Lilo and Stitch can capture 602' Jumba watches them via binoculars]
See anything? How're they doing?
Little girl and 626 are in position, but the waves keep rocking the boat, making it difficult to get a clear view. Back and forth... Up and down... [Pleakley's face turns green at the thought of the boat rocking] Back and forth... Up and down...
I think I'm gonna heave-ho! [topples over]
[after the buggy was destroyed by Sinker, Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley hitch a ride on a cruse ship; Lilo plans to warn the captain about Sinker, but Stitch destroys the banquet hall]
TTiffany
Well, it looks like someone's been a naughty-waughty dog, haven't they?
TTiffany
I'm Tiffany, the cruise director. Are you just the cutest little girly-wirly? Woo, I could just eat you up!
Please stop talking like that.
TTiffany
It's not a good idea for a cute little giddle-bumpkin like you to be wandering around unsupervised.
We're on our way to see the captain.
TTiffany
[laughs] That is so cute! You wanna see the captain. Follow me.
[scene changes to Lilo and Stitch being stuck in the ships' kindergarten]
I knew she was too perky to be trusted!
[Lilo and Stitch has successfully captured Sinker; Gantu and 625 are trapped on a desert island]
6625
Well, look at the bright side, Mr. Blubber. Even you can't sink this. [carves a pile of sand to like a sandwich] Sand-wich?
[Gantu angrily grabs 625, adding weight on his side of the island and tipping it over]
[Lilo, Stitch and Pleakley are having a poi balloon fight in the house; Pleakley throws a balloon close to Nani as she arrives]
[Lilo and Stitch point to Pleakley]
I was just gardening! They lured me into their evil poi balloon battle!
Look at this kitchen! Mr. Jameson's gonna think I'm a total slob!
Mr. Jameson? As in father of Keoni Jameson?
As in the son of my potential new boss! They're both coming to brunch tomorrow!
Keoni's coming here?! You gotta clean up this mess, Nani. [Nani glares at her angrily] Well, Stitch and I are going to the movies. Gotta hurry to catch that first show!
[Stitch pins down Nosy after he spoils the movie for him and Lilo]
Hey, ow! What gives, blue guy?!
Stitch, leave that kid alone!
Naga kid! [pulls out Nosy's disguise] Cousin!
Yo, easy, Fido! I'm an alien experiment, not a dog toy.
We know, and we're gonna help you find the one place where you truly belong.
What are you, a greetin' card?
[Lilo unzips her bag]
Hey, what's in that bag of yours? [grabs the bag and looks through it]
[pulls out Lilo's diary] Oooh, a diary!
Agaba! [snatches the diary and gives it back to Lilo]
Ah! 199! One of my favorites.
Says here he... "digs up dirt"?
Not to be taken literally. 199 is like spy, designed to get nose into everybody's business.
[walks in holding a book] Look what I found!
My secret catalog of local vampires. I've been looking for that everywhere.
Found it under 626's pillow!
[Lilo glares at Stitch, who then glares at Nosy]
[chuckles] You see? 199 is very nosy.
Nosy, huh? Then why'd you make him?
Why else? To humiliate enemies by digging up most embarrassing secrets. 199 is quite entertaining with so much juicy gossip, no?
