Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 1
[Lilo, Stitch and the hula girls are visiting the planetarium]
WOW!
We're up so high, I bet we're in space already.
This is almost as cool as the real outer space.
Stop saying you've been to outer space, Lilo.
Real astronauts have spacesuits. You don't got a spacesuit.
YYEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!
The only place you've been is Planet Weirdo!
But it's true! Me and Stitch-- [realizes Stitch is gone] Stitch? [Stitch is swinging on a planet model] Stitch!
[Lilo and Stitch learn from eavesdropping on Cobra Bubbles that an asteroid is going to smash into Earth; Lilo sends flyers to everyone to evacuate via Jumba's ship while Stitch informs his cousins; unfortunately, none of humans believe them and don't come]
They're probably all just having trouble parking.
Ih! Hamcha!
[looks up in the night sky] I hope our new planet has this many stars, and I hope it has a beach with perfect waves, and friends, and shave ice, and fish that eat peanut butter sandwiches. [sighs] Sure would be better if we could just stay home. They're not coming, are they.
Naga.
Well, at least your cousins showed. How many are in there?
[counts the experiments on the ship] Kicha!
Only six? No one believes us.
[Stitch gets an idea to get Digger and Richter to go on the asteroid and destroy it, saving Earth]
Crazy idea.
So crazy that it might actually work, right?
No. Just crazy.
Lilo, what's going on here?
I told you. There's an asteroid heading towards Earth. We were going to evacuate everyone, but I think we'll go on a secret mission to destroy the asteroid instead.
Lilo, there hasn't been anything on the news about this. Anyone who'd believe you would have to be completely lolo!
Yo, dudes! Hey, sorry I'm late. Just stopped for a pepperoni slice. [walks into Jumba's ship]
See? It's true! Ask Cobra Bubbles. He knows!
Okay! I'll call him. Nobody makes one single move until I get back! [leaves]
Let's go.
[Lilo, Stitch, and Jumba run into the ship]
[as Jumba's ship heads towards the asteroid, Stitch's cousins begin to cause havoc; Sparky zaps Hammerface in the rear end, Digger digs into his seat, Kixx kicks the back of Spooky's seat, and Spooky retaliates by frightening him with a scary face]
They seem a little restless.
You said there'd be peanuts!
They need peanuts, and sodas, and swizzle sticks.
Uh-uh! I'm not going anywhere near those little monsters! You go!
But I'm too little to fit into the stewardess outfit.
[scene changes to Pleakley in the stewardess outfit pushing a cart of consessions]
Soda! Peanuts! [Kixx reaches his hand to grab a soda, but Pleakley slaps him] Don't be grabby! There's enough for everyone!
[Kixx, impatient, spins wildy, knocking Pleakley out, and he grabs a bag of peanuts]
[Lilo learns that the asteroid is home to a small crabby alien]
We can't blow up this asteroid!
Excusing me?! But is your idea!
This is that crabby guy's home, and he loves it. Just like we love the Earth. We can't destroy it.
Can't destroy Earth, can't destroy asteroid... Wait... HA! I am more genius! I am having a theory. If Jumba designed hyperdrive to move ship millions of miles to Kweltiquan, it can perhaps move asteroid off course with Earth.
You mean, we can save Earth and the asteroid? [Jumba winks at her] Way to go, Jumba! You're hardly evil at all!
But... if we put the hyperdrive on the asteroid, we won't be able to cross the vast distances involved in interstellar travel. You and I might never be able to return to our home planets!
We have home planet, with little girl, and bigger girl, on Earth.
Okay, you got me... you big jerk!
[after the gang succeed in moving the asteroid off course by inserting the hyperdrive in it, they return home]
I speak not only for myself, but for everyone on Earth when I say thank you for saving our collective posterior.
So... Where's the plaque? The commendation from the president? The key to the Earth?
The government prefers to take the stance that the threat of annihilation never actually existed. But I did manage to swing this. [hands Lilo a document]
"This document officially states that Lilo and Stitch are honorary agents in the Earth Defense Agency, Under 12 and Illegal Experiment division." Cool! I bet not even Elvis got one of these.
[625 looks up at the containment computer]
Experiment 228 activated. Primary function: liquefaction of enemy fortresses, weaponry, and transportation.
Hey, Gantu! I think there's a melting experiment loose. Bet he'd make a good grilled cheese sandwich, huh? [Gantu is fast asleep] Hey! Aw, you know, he really is kinda cute when he's beached. I just can't bear to wake him up. [puts a blanket over Gantu] You just rest.
[the clock strikes noon at the Birds of Paradise hotel; Melty knocks Lilo into a mud puddle and Stitch chases after him; Keoni notices Lilo]
Lemme give you a hand.
No, I'm okay. I... I meant to do that! 'Cause... I'm practicing for a hula... about a mud monster. [nervously dances]
Okay, see you later. [leaves]
[to herself] "I'm practicing for a hula about a mud monster"?! What a loser!
[Lilo and Stitch return home with Melty]
I'm gonna change my identity and move out of town. What do you think of the name Tiffany? With an I.
Eww!
Or I could just go back in time and take a do-over.
Oh, no, young lady! No time time travel until you clean your room!
Uh, I was kidding.
Uh, I was afraid you were gonna drag out that old time machine Jumba was working on.
Jumba made a time machine?
[realizes his mistake] Did I say time machine? [chuckles nervously] No, I meant rhyme machine. Helps you best a funky rhyme! [raps] My name is Pleakley, and I'm all about style! From my dresses, to my curtains, to my bathroom tile!
[Lilo and Stitch use Jumba's time-traveling surfboard to back to the time when Lilo fell in the mud to do it over; Stitch captures Melty again, but not before Melty destroys the hotel, causing Nani to lose her job]
We're gonna fix this, and this time, we're gonna have a plan so we can get it right. [gestures to a blue shoe Monopoly piece] This is you... [puts down a red car piece] and this is me.
Stitch car!
Fine. [swaps the car and the shoe] You be the car.
[plays with the car] Vroom, vroom!
Stitch, pay attention! We have to get it all perfect this time!
Humph! [puts the car back]
Now, this is you, this is me... [puts down an orange game piece] and this is the experiment. If the experiment goes inside the hotel again, you don't follow it into the lobby. Instead, you go over the roof, like you did the first time, got it?
Roof! Ih!
Meanwhile, I'll make lady conversation with Keoni.
Ih... huh?
Since we're going back anyways, I figure I could do it even better this time.
Whatever!
[after many failed attempts to do it over, Lilo and Stitch decide to travel 5 minutes earlier than usual; however, they find themselves at the front of a prison camp]
[notices the time machine labeled "future"] Uh-oh. You turned the dial the wrong way. Instead of going backward, you went forward. Way forward. We better go back to 12:00.
Uh-huh. [sets the time]
[wearing tattered clothing and eyepatches] Experiment 626, you're alive?!
Eh?! [pull the switch and goes back in time with Lilo]
Hmm. Was that my time-surfing board?
[after Lilo and Stitch finally got their method down to perfection, Stitch blows a feather off his arm, causing a coconut to fall of the stand and be hit by a golf club and hit Gantu's ship, waking Gantu]
What was that?!
Hey, Rip Van Fishhead. You had a good nap?
Wonderful. Anything happen while I was asleep?
Ah, the usual: I made sandwiches, an experiment was activated. Nothing new really.
WHAT?! [goes off to capture Melty]
Okay, so we go back one more time, and...
[points to the time machine] Time machine!
[The time machine melts]
Okay, so we melted the time machine, our house is gone, and Gantu took the experiment. But at least Nani kept her job.
[offscreen] Lilo! I just lost my job. [realizes the house has melted] What happened to the house?!
[after the time machine was destroyed by Melty, Future Jumba appears with another]
Little girl, 626, I have arrived to saving your behinds!
Jumba?
You brought us a new time machine!
It has taken decades for to realize what happened here so long ago. From the day I showed you my time-surfer, fabric of time was broken. House was melted, our little family broken beyond compare, I lost two of my eyesights, and yech! Don't even ask what happened to Pleakley! It was not until I saw you surfing through time that I was having two and two!
I'm sorry I ruined the future.
Little girl, you can fix everything, but only one way: You must go back to beginning and relive it exactly as it originally happened.
You mean, I'll have to humiliate myself in front of Keoni?
A broken time strand can only be repaired when relived exactly. But more important, is accepting of your mistake. If you are dwelling in past, you cannot be living in present, and will lose sight of future. Now, get going before something melts this machine, too! [laughs] Go, go!
Thanks, Jumba! [she and Stitch go back in time]
Good luck, little girl!
[Present Jumba appears]
What are you doing here?!
I have come to give you warning: Whatever you do, do not build robot wife! Too easy for them to hack into bank account!
[after Lilo and Stitch relive the moment exactly as it was the first time, they capture Melty and Lilo learns to do better tomorrow; Gantu wakes up in his ship]
Hey, sleepyhead. You had a good nap?
Wonderful. Anything happened while I was asleep?
Ah, the usual. I made sandwiches, etched the laser tattograph on your patookie, nothing new, really.
You lasered my PATOOKIE?!
[laughs] You are one deep sleeper, my friend. It's actually a wonderful likeness of, uh, moi. You wanna see?
Wanna see THIS?! [shoots his blaster at 625]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Lilo & Stitch: The Series pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
