Pleakley quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Jumba

(seeing Lilo’s bug city, Bugopolis) Look! Is tiny city full of creeping and crawling thingies.

Pleakley

Maybe they’d like a gravel muffin. (drops a gravel muffin onto Bugopolis)

Jumba

Hmm. You squished three bug city blocks.

Lilo

Pleakley! Jumba! Stitch is gone! Some kind of flying French roll flew out of the sky and took him away! We're gonna have to use your ship to find him.

Jumba

So sorry, Lilo. Ship is now bed-not-breakfast.

Lilo

Well, if you're not going to help me, then I'm going to have save Stitch myself!

Jumba

I'm sorry, Lilo. You know rules: no going on dangerous missions without 626.

Lilo

Who could possibly do the job better than me?

Pleakley

Wait a minute! I know! [digs through the magazines] The answer's right here! [holds up a Kimstyle magazine with Kim Possible on the cover]

Lilo

Kim Possible? The number one international teen super-sleuth in the world?

Pleakley

All we have to do is go to Kim Possible's website, tell her we're in trouble, and take advantage of her highly efficient secret agent skills. She's good!

Jumba

Let me see that. [takes the magazine] Hmm. This Possible Kim has quite impressive résumé. Head of cheerleading squad. Saving the world 12 times.

Lilo

I probably saved the world at least 14 times. And can she hula? I doubt it. We don't need her. We can do it ourselves.

Pleakley

Where are you going, Lilo?

Lilo

Oh. Um…camping… in the kitchen.

Pleakley

Well, ok, but stay close. You don't wanna miss the look on Kim Possible's face when she sees my collage of her. [the sound of a plane whooshing from outside is heard] What was that?

Kim

[swoops into the house and hits the back of her head on the couch] Ow! That's got "bruise" written all over it.

Pleakley

It's--it's--it's… [faints]

Kim

Ok. What's with her?

Jumba

Um…Aunt Pleakley is…top-heavy.

[kicks the door open with karate shouts] I got you covered, K.P.

Jumba

You are Possible Kim, no?

Kim

No. I mean, well, yes I am. Possible Kim. [shaking her head] Why are we talking like this?

Lilo

[starts to walk to the door, having no time for this] I'm sorry, your services won't be needed.

Kim

[slides in front of her] Whoa. Hold on a sec. Your email specifically said it was urgent. What's the sitch?

Lilo

No, who's Stitch?

Lilo

Pleakley!

Pleakley

Just a moment, Lilo. I wouldn't want to be discourteous to this experiment.

Lilo

Pleakley, this is not the time to be polite.

Pleakley

Terribly sorry. I'm afraid it can't be helped. It seems one of Stitch's cousins gives one painfully perfect manners.