Law & Order · Season 19
No paper, no plastic, which means no take-out, no magazines, no paper towels…
No toilet paper?
Left hand and a bowl of water. [Van Buren and Bernard just stare at him] Half the world still does it that way.
That's nasty.
Hey, so when you were overseas, doing intel in the boonies… ?
Left hand and a bowl of water.
That's nasty.
We'll call Rubirosa for a subpoena.
Well, actually, in law school, that's what we call not such a good idea.
If we're wrong, we could get disbarred.
Like the world can't spare two lawyers?
[holds up legal papers from dead man's folder] Charlie's divorce papers. Unsigned.
Well, the divorce is final now.
You happy now? You went after my money. My money had nothing to do with your job.
Don't worry about money, Mr. Winston. I'll send you $100 on your birthday. You can use it at the prison canteen.
I'm actually not surprised you're here.
Why's that, doctor?
I didn't see Ned this week. We had our session over the phone. There were circumstances that indicated that a phone session would be more... suitable.
Suitable? Meaning what? That you didn't want to be in the same room with a man who, speaking hypothetically, had just slit two people's throats?
[pause] Hypothetically speaking.
I read the transcript. Very eloquent, the way you kept Susan Grayson just this side of perjury.
That was the easy part. The hard part was finding a Kappa Delta Alpha who married a bug instead of squashing it.
The Russian mob. I thought they were way past trucking, into counterfeiting, identity theft.
Well, this recession's tough on everyone.
They get away with murder, and inherit $2 million.
The American dream.
Just because somebody likes to collect presidential memorabilia, doesn't mean they don't appreciate a lap dance.
[about McIntyre] Look at him. He'd rather be in jail as a Kennedy than out in the world as a toilet salesman.
In either place, he's a murderer.
Anti-war terrorists.
Our First Amendment in action.
[about the protesters] These people put Trekkies to shame. [hands Connie a notice] Motion to suppress my client's backpack and the bricks from his tool shed.
Wow, you have high hopes.
Well, you know what they say about being known by the company you keep.
You're the one with the baby killer as a client. Live long and prosper, Mr. Wilson.
[Darvey has holed up in the Iranian Embassy, making it legally impossible for him to be arrested]
So a killer sits in there eating caviar while we do... nothing?
We're trying to negotiate the Iranians out of building nuclear weapons. We don't need to be distracted by a common criminal.
Common murderer. Darvey left his suitcase in the cab with a gun inside. Ballistics are a near-perfect match.
I'm sorry. We have to respect the treaty.
And if we don't, what are they going to do? Invade our embassy in Iran and take 50 hostages? Oh, wait - they already did that.
[during a press conference] It's outrageous. Our elected officials should be bringing every pressure to make the Iranians respect our laws. Now, if I'm elected district attorney, I won't take no for an answer in a case like this.
[aside, to Bernard] If he's elected district attorney, I'm resigning, and burning down my office on the way out.
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