Law & Order · Season 14
You want me to testify against these guys?
Libretti, Biscotti and Tortomassi.
I'll need to go into witness protection.
You'll testify and go to jail, and if I'm in a good mood I'll consider arranging segregation from the general population.
I knew being Chief of Detectives had its benefits. I didn't know they included a table at Raimondo's.
I hear the food here is really good.
Oh, it's to die for.
So I suppose Sonny Keane will have plenty of time to work on his next book.
A few years in prison should provide him with many interesting real-life experiences.
You're telling me, this guy got killed because he reached for a foul ball?
And the suspect list is the Greater New York phone book.
I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I'm actually starting to feel real sorry for this dude.
Hey, we were one out away from the World Series!
Hey look, Ed. A .22.
That's not mine! You guys planted that there!
That's really original. I've never heard that one before.
Mr. Yoshida, what was your reaction when you heard police had apprehended a suspect in your wife's death?
Relief. And also sadness. Nothing can bring Tamiko back, but I'm glad the man who did this will pay for his crime...
Yeah, so are we.
Detectives.
We wanted to welcome you back personally.
We brought you a gift from the city of New York.
I don't understand.
You like jewelry? [cuffs Mr. Yoshida] Bracelets.
Hiroshi Yoshida, you're under arrest for the murder of Tamiko Yoshida.
Young wife, old groom, wedding night. Maybe he died of a heart attack.
Like my mother used to say, play with kids your own age.
The covenant the father broke was with both of them.
Even after everything he did to her, she forgave him. Asher didn't.
He felt more betrayed than she did.
He may have married into the family, but he'll never be blood.
We're gettin' BlackBerries next year.
Yeah. Next year.
What is up with you?
[sighs] I'm puttin' in my papers, Ed.
What?
It's time.
Really? What are you gonna do?
I don't know. Play golf, shoot pool, lay around in the sun. If I get bored, maybe I'll try the DA's office. Pick up an investigation here and there.
Aw. Damn, Lennie!
[a parcel deliveryman has been murdered moments after completing a delivery]
When you absolutely, positively have to kill somebody overnight.
[final line before leaving] It's nice to go out on a win.
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