Should Renee Bishop be able to adopt a child with her lover, get married and raise a family? That question is for another court on another day, Mr. Hobart.
HHobart
That day is coming soon.
S14 E13Married With Children
Offer stands, she can shave 10 years off her sentence.
HHobart
She won't go for it. She'll try anything to stay in in her daughter's life.
You're banking on the hope that there's a gay person on that jury.
HHobart
I'm banking there's a parent.
[about gay people] I say let 'em marry. Why shouldn't they be as miserable as the rest of us?
S14 E14City Hall
Did anyone find any type of weapon in Peter Rubin's home?
Not unless you count the world's most boring record collection.
If all they think about is getting the conviction, nothing's to stop them from kicking in our doors in the middle of the night.
That's not happening, Danielle, and you know it.
Yet.
S14 E15Veteran's Day
TTina
Look, fellas, I'm in enough trouble already. I mean, vodka makes me a lot chattier than I oughtta be, you know?
Really. I thought it was our good looks and charming demeanor.
Your problem was too many blue-collar jurors. They identified with Kenneth Silva.
How do you know who the holdouts were?
The people who escape jury duty? Same people who escape active duty.
S14 E16Can I Get a Witness?
[comparing bike tracks] These don't look at all alike. How can you be sure they're from the same bike?
CTCSU Technician
You know, I thought the same thing, too. But, after comparing mold offsets, site pattern and center ridge appearance...
You passed out from boredom?
Your PO told us you'd be crashing at your grandma's crib.
RRivers
Yeah, she ain't here right now.
You know, you haven't talked to your PO in quite a while. That's a parole violation. You oughtta give him a call.
RRivers
I've been busy.
Yeah, murder has a way of screwing up your whole schedule, doesn't it?
S14 E17Hands Free
WWoman
You're in luck. Jen's been here all day. She's on a creative jag.
I used to have those, except I called them benders.
MMadison
The police are out to get me!
With three dead bodies, can you blame them?
S14 E18Evil Breeds
[while handcuffing a suspect] You've heard of the three rings of Saturn? These are the two rings of Rikers.
JJensen
I'm going to offer evidence that the commonly accepted version of the Second World War is wrong. That there was no Holocaust, there were no death camps, and there certainly was no Final Solution.
Your Honor, please!
JJensen
Did hundreds of thousands of Jews die? Yes. And not only Jews, but gypsies, Poles, Russians, yes. But those deaths weren't murders, they weren't genocide, they were the inevitable result of disease, of starvation, of war.
Every respectable historian in the world would disagree!
JJensen
There are distinguished academics who think otherwise.
Holocaust deniers. Cranks, anti-Semites disguising their real agenda. Meretricious nonsense does not become expert testimony just because it comes wrapped in a Ph.D!
JJensen
Why don't we let a jury decide what's fringe nonsense and what's not?
KKaran
Why don't we let a judge decide first?
JJensen
We would happily accept an evidentiary hearing, Your Honor. Nothing would please us more.
Your Honor can't entertain this disreputable, evil theory! If someone insists that the Earth is flat, and the sun circles around it, despite all evidence to the contrary, are we supposed to engage the argument on their terms? This is is a conversation with a lunatic!
KKaran
Hold your horses, Mr. McCoy. I agree. No rational, unbiased person could look at the historical evidence and doubt the fact of the Holocaust. It cannot be disputed. Nor will it be in my court.
You think Anders is telling the truth, that he didn't have anything to do with Leah Glaser's murder?
They knew a guilty man when they saw one.
S14 E19Nowhere Man
We could check his email.
What do you wanna bet it's all spam?
I'm surprised you even know what that is.
I used to think it was lunch meat.
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