[about Branch] Nice fella.
And his politics?
[pause] Nice fella.
S13 E1American Jihad
[after Phil repeatedly calls him a primate] I want to ask your opinion on Einstein's theory because I'm not sure he was right.
PPhil
Headline: "Cop Cracks Relativity."
No, not that theory, Phil. His theory on genius. See, and correct me if I'm wrong, Einstein argued that genius has no personality. But after talking to you for this short amount of time, I realize that you actually prove the negative. You definitely have personality. And it makes this primate want to whoop your ass. Now say somethin'.
S13 E2Shangri-La
Never get Freudian with a man holding a pickle.
I thought you said no jury would convict Little Orphan Annie.
I did. Lizzie Borden is a different matter.
S13 E3True Crime
Since when does freedom of speech apply only to the nattering nabobs of negativism?
The victim was Patty Voytek. She's some big rock star...
I have a 16-year-old granddaughter; I know exactly who she is.
S13 E4Tragedy on Rye
You know, this whole affair makes you think twice.
About the death penalty?
About where to buy you a steak.
S13 E5The Ring
HHagen
C'mon, guys. It's not like I'm the first man on the planet to step out on his wife.
You ain't the first man whose mistress ended up dead, either.
People ask that the suspect be remanded without bail, Your Honor.
What are we having today, a special on chutzpah? Bail is set at $500,000. Do you have that on you, Mr. Hagen, or do you need a few minutes?
The Hagen women stand by their men. It's part of their vows: "I promise to love, honor, respect and obey, and let you run around with as many women as you want."
Even if he kills them.
They're not that picky.
S13 E6Hitman
Took one in the back of the head. Close range, small caliber. No exit wound, no brass. Very tidy. Very professional.
Yeah, what do you bet there's no prints, either?
Well, we'd better find Mrs. Rosatti, tell her her husband's dead.
If she doesn't already know.
Man, you are such a cynic when it comes to love.
Not love. Marriage.
DDavid
Do either of you speak French?
A little.
DDavid
Good, then you'll understand what I mean when I say my father was a schmuck.
S13 E7Open Season
Hello, Jack. Okay, let's talk turkey. What are you up to? And don't give me that party line about Preuss being a threat to society.
When you argue, I have this compulsive need to argue back.
[the detectives want Serena to deal with a gang of white supremacists]
What, you think they'll talk to me?
Blonde hair, blue eyes...Hell, if you're lucky, they'll put you in a poster.
[sarcastically] Gee, thanks.
[after McCoy arrives at the scene of Melnick's shooting] Better be careful, Jack. Looks like it's open season on lawyers.
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