(to Jon) Do you know something? Why can’t we leave our own Chateau Style Terrace?
What are you reading, Rach?
The big vulgar House Magazine. The magazine of big vulgar houses.
Rachel’s getting restless again, guys.
No. Not restless. Just curious. Don’t you ever wonder what it’d be like to live in one of those big houses like rich and famous people do.
Maybe you mean like one of those amazing mansion in Bel-Air with like the 30m Art Deco pool and their own cinema and A Philip Star Kitchen and like six different kinds of palm trees.
Joni Alert! Joni Alert! Bandits 4:00! I repeat, Joni Alert!
Oh, no. It can’t be rent there already, can it?
When you owe as much money as we do, every day is a rent day.
And she had one of those really mean looks on her face. You know, like the one that says…
What’s all the panic for? What could she do to us anyway?
(to Bradley) Oh, you mean apart from like sell of all our possessions, kicks out the apartment and probably gets checked out the country. Not much, Bradley.
Sell of our possessions? What, you mean like my CDs?
Yeah, and your Britney Spears go skating posters!
This is terrible, Jon! Joni Alert! Joni Alert!
That’s it. That’s all you have. You guys, I’m looking for the rent here. Not a tip for the bus, boy.
Look, Joni. We are trying. We’re really looking hard for some work, aren’t we, guys?
All right, I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do here. Instead of throwing you out, I’m going to go proactive. I’m going to help you guys to help yourselves and in turn, help myself to…
To half your wages. Now here’s the deal, a friend of mine just called and asked if I knew 3 sensible kids who wanted to do some house sitting.
And do you? Because if you don’t, then I’m sure I might know some…
House sitting? Is that like when you sit around someone else’s pool? You eat with their food and you get paid for it.
No. That’s where you watch somebody’s property in a conscientious and professional manner.
And then you sit around the pool all day munching their food.
Okay. Well, there’s 2 kids who obviously have other working plans for the next few weeks.
Yeah. We are sensible. In fact, that’s what the SNS Club stands for.
Too late. You’ve blown it.
I saw from your resume that you’ve listed your harries as looking at old churches, and helping senior citizens cross busy roads.
Mmm. Well, Debi, you know, I do what I can in between the voluntary litter collecting.
Litter collecting? You do that for a fun?
Well, no. Not, not really fun. It’s more of a…
Yeah, you can only take out of society what you put in, Debi.
I mean as I always say “A litter-free world is a better world.”
That’s incredible, because I’m a volunteer community litter collector too! Venture litter box, litter box, go, go, go!
So, do you guys have your own song?
We do, actually, yeah. But Paul always likes to sing that one, don’t you, Paul?
(nodding, then singing) We broom. We brush.
RJRachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) We don’t make a fuss.
DRDebi, Rachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) Dropping litter is a sin.
RJRachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) So, put it in the bin.
RJRachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) We broom, we brush!
RJRachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) But don’t make no fuss!
DRDebi, Rachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) Dropping litter is a sin!
DRDebi, Rachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) So, put it in the bin.
DRDebi, Rachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) Broom and broom and broom and brush!
RJRachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) Broom and broom and broom and brush.
RJRachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
Wow! Look at that pool! The others are gonna be so jealous when they see this.
Rachel, that’s not very kind. Yeah, they are, aren’t they?
I hope you’re not thinking about getting your friends here. The owner has spent millions getting this place together. It’s your job to make sure it stays that way.
Debi, I couldn’t agree more, and that’s exactly what we’re gonna do. So, why don’t we go off and talk about the security operations.
She’s having a laugh, isn’t she?
Paul, I’m a little worried about those other two. Are you sure they’re not…party animals?
Debi, Debi, trust me. They are so sensible. They always look both ways when they’re crossing the bathroom.
Oh. Interesting. Italian Renaissance, I’d say.
Yes. Definitely. Shame about the nudity, though. Is that quite necessary?
Oh, I don’t know. The youth of today.
Oh yeah
V1Verse 1: Jo
As the night draws in, let the game begin
It’s a groove thing
Let your feet decide, gonna catch a ride
Keep on moving
PCPre-Chorus: Jo
So let’s float away
The moon can’t be that hard to reach
The night will just take us there
And all you gotta do is, all you gotta do is
CAChorus: All
Bring the house down
Raise the roof and get on the floor
(House down, raise the roof, get on the floor)
Let’s bring the house down
Really wanna hear you shouting more, more, more
(Really wanna hear some more)
V2Verse 2: Jo
You can stay in bed with a sleepy head
Doing nothing
You can always try just to walk on
But it will pull you in
PCPre-Chorus: Jo
We’re flying away
We’ll fall into this fantasy
Where the groove will carry us on
And all we gotta do is, all we gotta do is
CAChorus: All
Bring the house down
Raise the roof and get on the floor
(House down, raise the roof, get on the floor)
Let’s bring the house down
Really wanna hear you shouting more, more, more
(Really wanna hear some more)
BJBridge: Jo and Jon
Everybody do your thing
Let’s bring the house down
Everybody spread your wings
Let’s bring the house down (Down, down, down)
PCPre-Chorus: Jo
So let’s float away
The moon can’t be that hard to reach
The night will just take us there
And all you gotta do is, all you gotta do is
CAChorus: All, Jo
Bring the house down
Raise the roof and get on the floor
(House down, raise the roof, get on the floor)
(Oh yeah) Let’s bring the house down
Really wanna hear you shouting more, more, more
(Really wanna hear some more)
Let’s bring the house down, yeah
Raise the roof and get on the floor
(House down, raise the roof, get on the floor) Oh yeah, baby
Let’s bring the house down, yeah
Raise the roof and get on the floor
(House down, raise the food, get on the floor) Oh yeah, baby
Let’s bring the house…
Can you pass the salt please?
It’s great to have a bit of space, though, isn’t it?
Yeah. Makes all the difference.
I really miss the others.
Let’s see if we can get them round tomorrow.
Yeah, but what if they don’t want to come?
Well, this is nice, isn’t it?
Yeah. We don’t need the others. We can have fun on our own.
Hello? Oh, hi, Jo. How are you doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We’re having a great time. How about you?
(speaking to Jon on the phone) It’s brilliant. It’s a lot of fun.
You want us and come and see you?
Well, um, I’m not sure what we’re doing tomorrow.
Well, only if you feel like it. I mean it’s no big deal.
We’ll have a party about 8 o’clock.
Wicked. No worries. See you tomorrow.
