Joni, Jon and others in “House Sitting”

That’s it. That’s all you have. You guys, I’m looking for the rent here. Not a tip for the bus, boy.

Look, Joni. We are trying. We’re really looking hard for some work, aren’t we, guys?

Hm.

Aren’t you?

Yes!

All right, I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do here. Instead of throwing you out, I’m going to go proactive. I’m going to help you guys to help yourselves and in turn, help myself to…

Help yourself to what?

To half your wages. Now here’s the deal, a friend of mine just called and asked if I knew 3 sensible kids who wanted to do some house sitting.

And do you? Because if you don’t, then I’m sure I might know some…

Hannah.

House sitting? Is that like when you sit around someone else’s pool? You eat with their food and you get paid for it.

No. That’s where you watch somebody’s property in a conscientious and professional manner.

And then you sit around the pool all day munching their food.

Okay. Well, there’s 2 kids who obviously have other working plans for the next few weeks.

No. We were only joking.

Yeah. We are sensible. In fact, that’s what the SNS Club stands for.

Too late. You’ve blown it.

Oh.