All right, bro?
All right.
(screaming like a girl)
(screaming like a girl)
MWMan with beard
What time is breakfast?
That’s it. We’re dead.
Yeah, well noticed.
Oh, he fancied this bike, really?
(sighs) Look at the mess. This is bad. We’re dead.
Dead as doornails.
Guys, we better tidy up.
Before five?
But what kind of music do you like at your funeral?
Here, drink some water. Are you okay?
DDebi
I think I’m gonna die. (She drinks)
(to everyone) We gave you guys our trust and this is how you repay us? Look what you’ve done to this place! I mean you could be sued, I could be sued. If we stay out of jail, it’ll be a total miracle.
Oh, come on, Joni. Don’t overdo it.
Okay. So there were couple of glasses broken, but it’s-it’s more mess than anything.
Yeah. Just think of it like a kind of big city rubbish tip.
What are you guys gonna do about this?
Maybe we should call Ventura dustbusters. Maybe not.
You are so lucky that the owner is not here. That’s all I can say.
DDebi
Oh my god! He is! (She faints)
RSRock Star
You the house sitters?
HJHannah, Jon, Tina and Bradley
They are!
Are?
RSRock Star
What did you do to my house? I leave this place in your charge as a monument to taste discretion and power pelting. I come back after a few weeks and what do I find?
RSRock Star
I said what do I find?
A scene of complete devastation?
RSRock Star
Exactly!
This one isn’t broken?
RSRock Star
My first wife gave me this vase. (smashing the vase on the ground) No wonder I never like this place. It was always far too tidy. I had forgotten what it was like to let my hair down. But you guys have reminded me that rock and roll still lives. You are the best house sitters ever. So, what are you waiting for? Let’s PARTY!
What, again?
Oh, isn’t this nice one of us living together again?
AAll
Yeah.
Good dinner, Tina.
Pleasure.
Yeah. It’s not much, but it’s home.
Especially now we’ve managed to pay for it for once.
Paul, you can stop being sensible now.
Okay.
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