Alphonse, Jon and others in “House Sitting”

So, you give the customers what they want. You give it to them fast and you give it to them with a smile. You do not bang it down on the table and you do not spill it on their lap. Got that?

Yeah, we got that, Alphonse. Loud and clear.

Okay. Don’t spill it on their lap. Remember that. Very important.

You got 2 days of work, then I get my regular waitress back. The cute one. What? People like cute.

Well, we can’t promise you cute but we can promise you efficient.

Aww.

This looks like it’s gonna be a very boring job, Jon.

Well, anything’s better than just sitting around waiting for an invitation up to the big house.

What invitations?

Exactly.

But on the other hand.

There are compensations.