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L.A. 7

Joni, Alphonse and others in “House Sitting”

Joni

Have you seen the kids?

Alphonse

No. I don’t like kids. When I see kids, I feel sick. So I don’t see kids, then I feel better.

Joni

I saw them come in here, Alphonse. Now don’t lie to me. Where are they?

Jon

Guys, see. It’s just like I was telling you. The tiles on this side of the counter are just the same as the tiles on that side.

All

Oh.

Jon

Oh, Joni. Hi. What a pleasant surprise.

Joni

All right, everybody. Out from behind the counter, pronto.

Joni

And bring your wallets.

Alphonse

Kids. They’re like mice. They get in through the smaller spaces.

Hannah

Can I see who’s probably now… (sneezing)

Alphonse

Gesundheit.

Hannah

Thanks.

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