Rachel, Jon and others in “House Sitting”

(to Jon) Do you know something? Why can’t we leave our own Chateau Style Terrace?

What are you reading, Rach?

The big vulgar House Magazine. The magazine of big vulgar houses.

Rachel’s getting restless again, guys.

No. Not restless. Just curious. Don’t you ever wonder what it’d be like to live in one of those big houses like rich and famous people do.

Maybe you mean like one of those amazing mansion in Bel-Air with like the 30m Art Deco pool and their own cinema and A Philip Star Kitchen and like six different kinds of palm trees.

Yes!

No.

Joni Alert! Joni Alert! Bandits 4:00! I repeat, Joni Alert!

Oh, no. It can’t be rent there already, can it?

It can.

When you owe as much money as we do, every day is a rent day.

And she had one of those really mean looks on her face. You know, like the one that says…

Eviction.

Eviction? Oh, no!

No!

What’s all the panic for? What could she do to us anyway?

(to Bradley) Oh, you mean apart from like sell of all our possessions, kicks out the apartment and probably gets checked out the country. Not much, Bradley.

Sell of our possessions? What, you mean like my CDs?

Yeah, and your Britney Spears go skating posters!

This is terrible, Jon! Joni Alert! Joni Alert!