Rich Girl quotes from L.A. 7

Bradley

You think she’s come back to see me.

Jon

No, but don’t let that stop you.

Bradley

Don’t worry. I won’t. (He comes downstairs to see the Rich Girl) Your diet cola, ma’am.

Oh, excuse me. Did I order a drink?

Bradley

So I’m psychic. Diet decaf with ice on the lime twist, right?

(chuckles) Half twist, actually.

Bradley

Oh. (He cuts the lime in half with a pair of scissors) So, uh, what are you doing tonight?

I’m sorry. I don’t do waiters.

Bradley

Quite right. Well, actually, I’m not a waiter. I’m an actor.

Who isn’t?

Bradley

I’m researching apart from movie about waiters and the studio rated me a $20 million mansion up in Bel-Air.

$20 million, huh?

Bradley

I’m having a party tonight if you wanna come.

Mhm.

Yay!

Bradley

How are you doing, Paul?

Hi. I’m a friend of Tina’s. I uh… I brought some friends.

Party!

Let’s party!

Hannah

I don’t know whether that was such a good idea, Teen.

Paul

Ooh, be careful of the…

Hi. I’m a friend of Bradley’s. Bradley, I brought some friends. I hope you don’t mind.

Jo

Why does everyone have to keep saying that?

So, what’s your movie about?

Bradley

The movie. Um… Basically, me and Hugh Grant, we play these, um, two English waiters, who have to raise money for this poor blind kid who wants the train to become a chef. So, uh, they do this bang robbery. Yeah. Big Heist. But it goes wrong. So, we have to hide the money in a… in, in a big cake.

Hey, that’s cool!

Bradley

Yeah, in a big creamy cake. But, um, that gets stolen by the angry fat people.

Sounds kind of dumb.

Bradley

Yeah, there’s dumb and there’s dumb. I mean this is dumb, innit? But, in a kind of more deep meaningful way.

Bradley

Cheers then. Anyway, yeah, me and Hugh Grant. We go way back. Yeah.

Oh, he’s so cool.

Bradley

Yeah, he’s a good friend of mine.

I’m a big fan of his.

Bradley

Yeah.

He’s wonderful. Cool.

Bradley

Yeah.