Rich Girl, Bradley and others in “House Sitting”

So, what’s your movie about?

The movie. Um… Basically, me and Hugh Grant, we play these, um, two English waiters, who have to raise money for this poor blind kid who wants the train to become a chef. So, uh, they do this bang robbery. Yeah. Big Heist. But it goes wrong. So, we have to hide the money in a… in, in a big cake.

Hey, that’s cool!

Yeah, in a big creamy cake. But, um, that gets stolen by the angry fat people.

Sounds kind of dumb.

Yeah, there’s dumb and there’s dumb. I mean this is dumb, innit? But, in a kind of more deep meaningful way.

Cheers then. Anyway, yeah, me and Hugh Grant. We go way back. Yeah.

Oh, he’s so cool.

Yeah, he’s a good friend of mine.

I’m a big fan of his.

Yeah.

He’s wonderful. Cool.

Yeah.