DDebi
I saw from your resume that you’ve listed your harries as looking at old churches, and helping senior citizens cross busy roads.
Mmm. Well, Debi, you know, I do what I can in between the voluntary litter collecting.
DDebi
Litter collecting? You do that for a fun?
Well, no. Not, not really fun. It’s more of a…
Yeah, you can only take out of society what you put in, Debi.
I mean as I always say “A litter-free world is a better world.”
DDebi
That’s incredible, because I’m a volunteer community litter collector too! Venture litter box, litter box, go, go, go!
DDebi
So, do you guys have your own song?
We do, actually, yeah. But Paul always likes to sing that one, don’t you, Paul?
(nodding, then singing) We broom. We brush.
RJRachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) We don’t make a fuss.
DRDebi, Rachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) Dropping litter is a sin.
RJRachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) So, put it in the bin.
RJRachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) We broom, we brush!
RJRachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) But don’t make no fuss!
DRDebi, Rachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) Dropping litter is a sin!
DRDebi, Rachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) So, put it in the bin.
DRDebi, Rachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) Broom and broom and broom and brush!
RJRachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
(singing) Broom and broom and broom and brush.
RJRachel and Jo
Yeah, yeah.
Wow! Look at that pool! The others are gonna be so jealous when they see this.
Rachel, that’s not very kind. Yeah, they are, aren’t they?
DDebi
What do you mean others?
DDebi
I hope you’re not thinking about getting your friends here. The owner has spent millions getting this place together. It’s your job to make sure it stays that way.
Debi, I couldn’t agree more, and that’s exactly what we’re gonna do. So, why don’t we go off and talk about the security operations.
She’s having a laugh, isn’t she?
DDebi
Paul, I’m a little worried about those other two. Are you sure they’re not…party animals?
Debi, Debi, trust me. They are so sensible. They always look both ways when they’re crossing the bathroom.
Oh. Interesting. Italian Renaissance, I’d say.
Yes. Definitely. Shame about the nudity, though. Is that quite necessary?
Oh, I don’t know. The youth of today.
Here, drink some water. Are you okay?
DDebi
I think I’m gonna die. (She drinks)
(to everyone) We gave you guys our trust and this is how you repay us? Look what you’ve done to this place! I mean you could be sued, I could be sued. If we stay out of jail, it’ll be a total miracle.
Oh, come on, Joni. Don’t overdo it.
Okay. So there were couple of glasses broken, but it’s-it’s more mess than anything.
Yeah. Just think of it like a kind of big city rubbish tip.
What are you guys gonna do about this?
Maybe we should call Ventura dustbusters. Maybe not.
You are so lucky that the owner is not here. That’s all I can say.
DDebi
Oh my god! He is! (She faints)
RSRock Star
You the house sitters?
HJHannah, Jon, Tina and Bradley
They are!
RSRock Star
What did you do to my house? I leave this place in your charge as a monument to taste discretion and power pelting. I come back after a few weeks and what do I find?
RSRock Star
I said what do I find?
A scene of complete devastation?
RSRock Star
My first wife gave me this vase. (smashing the vase on the ground) No wonder I never like this place. It was always far too tidy. I had forgotten what it was like to let my hair down. But you guys have reminded me that rock and roll still lives. You are the best house sitters ever. So, what are you waiting for? Let’s PARTY!
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