SNSlice n' Splice
There's no escape.
FFFololo & Falala
Leave Kirby alone!
SNSlice n' Splice
You two wimps think you can stop me?
At least we can protect the Kirbys.
[Slice n' Splice laughs as he raises the moon rod, ready to strike all four as Fololo and Falala brace themselves, only to stop and look on at them in recognition]
SNSlice n' Splice
You look familiar. Yes, I remember. You're Fofa! Yes. I'm sure of it. You're Fofa.
BKBoy Kirby & Girl Kirby
Fofa! Fofa! Fofa!
SNSlice n' Splice
Fofa was your name before I split you in two.
SNSlice n' Splice
[starts flashback and narrates] That was some time ago.
Well, King Sucker's back to get his pocket picked again.
Sell him Fofa. Better yet: chop it and charge him double. [laughs]
[Slice n' Splice carries Fofa to the Monster Delivery System]
FFofa
No! Let me go, you creep! I don't wanna be sent to hurt anybody!
All you can do is float in the air, you useless little clown. We're splitting you in two.
FFofa
In two?! No please, you can't!
[the N.M.E. Sales Guy lets out a short mischievous laugh as Slice n' Splice splits Fofa into Fololo and Falala before they are delivered to King Dedede]
These puny two ain't monsters.
Yeah, two-for-one sales are always a ripoff.
[growls and throws Fololo and Falala down to Sir Ebrum and Lady Like] Y'all look after these here scrawny rejects 'cause I don't want 'em.
We already have a brand new mouth to feed.
Then ye're lucky these two ain't got no mouths! [laughs]
So that's where we came from...
We used to be one, and now we're two. [flashback ends]
SNSlice n' Splice
This was the very moon rod used to split you in two.
Fofa. I like that name. [laughs] We finally know where we came from!
Right! We're not just Fololo and Falala.
FFFololo & Falala
We're really Fofa!
[as King Dedede gets up] I guess that's why we get along so well. Right, Falala?
TTiff
[as she and Tuff look on] Tuff, look.
I wonder what that sun rod does.
TTiff
That must be the one that puts them back together.
SNSlice n' Splice
You two will never be one again.
TTiff
You know what to do.
[Kirby begins his inhaling, catching Slice n' Splice off guard]
SNSlice n' Splice
So you want it?! Take it! Here!
[Kirby stops inhaling, catching Slice n' Splice off guard again and causing him to drop the moon rod, which he then happily inhales and transforms afterwards]
Kirby has transformed. He is now Cutter Kirby! Cutter Kirby can battle his opponent with the cutter on his cap.
TTiff
Okay, it's your turn.
[before Tiff can use the sun rod, Slice n' Splice explodes, causing it to disintegrate]
Oh, Slice n' Splice didn't make the cut.
Well that fortune teller warned ya, Sire, and I quote, "When you try makin' trouble, your trouble will double."
[tightly hugs Escargoon in dismay and cries loudly]
It's too late to use it now. The sun rod bit the dust.
TTiff
I'm really sorry that we couldn't put you two back together again.
That's okay. We may have two bodies...
But we've got one heart. [he and Falala laugh and hug each other]
Fofa! [puffs up and flies for a short bit]
TTiff
Kirby, say "thank you!" If it wasn't for Fololo and Falala, you'd still be two Kirbys.
[puffs out and lets out a confused Poyo]
[giggles alongside Falala] I'm not Fofa. I'm Fololo.
FFFololo & Falala
Fololo and Falala!
TTiff
I bet it's one of those monsters.
Is this another plot against Kirby?
I ain't plottin' against nobody! And there ain't no ghost 'cause there can't be no such a thing!
But then what was it that flew in my window?
Why were those bottles floating?!
TTiff
There's a ghost here!
NUAAAAAAGGGHHHH THE GHOST IS AFTER ME! AND I GOTTA DO SOMETHING BEFORE IT GETS MEEEEEEEAHAHAHA!!!!
It appears you were able to shamboozle us all, Escargoon.
By jove! You suddenly had me believing in ghosts.
Tuff, I'm ashamed of you!
King Dedede is always doing stuff to scare us. Why shouldn't we scare him?
TTiff
Well, I guess bad things happen to bad kings!
[Everyone in the room but Meta Knight burst out laughing]
Don't let that fool ya. My name's Knuckle Joe.
Cut the gab. Where's the Star Warrior?
[Tiff and Tuff gasp]
I know he's here. Where is he?
[Dedede and Escargoon both grunt in confusion]
Hm. [laughs] I happen to know just the Star Warrior you lookin' for.
Then spill your guts, tubby.
Hey wise guy, this is the king you're talking about! You can't insult him because he's fat! Or because he's a big ignoramus! Or because he's a tightwad...[gets hammered by Dedede]
[clears throat] Sonny, I know just the Star Warrior you lookin' for, and his name's Kirby.
He wasn't a father! He was a... weakling!
In this case, I am glad that he is gone, so that he doesn't have to see the monster you have become.
What? I ain't no monster!
Anyone who abandons his reason, and lives only by hatred, is a monster.
TTiff
Knuckle Joe... What we do makes us monsters. And look what you've done to Kirby.
That's what a monster would do.
Wrong! I am not a monster!
I am not so sure. You lived on hatred. And that is what eNeMeE loves.
TTiff
And on that day, all of our dreams came true. The beautiful princess married the handsome prince and they all lived happily ever after. How'd you like that story, Kirby?
Ah, I think these fairy tales are bogus. All that prince and princess junk's all made up, anyway.
TTiff
Maybe so, but fairy tales aren't supposed to be like real life.
Children! Children, we have incredibly exciting news!
A princess is coming to visit Cappy Town!
You mean a real life princess?
Yes, the princess Rona! She's making a tour of Dream Land and she's scheduled a short visit with us!
We don't have time to talk! The princess is coming, we have to skedaddle!
TTiff
You said princesses were junk.
Princesses in fairy tales are, but princesses in Cappy Town aren't!
Wow, Tiff, I never knew what girls could be like 'til I met Princess Rona.
TTiff
And what is that supposed to mean?
Before I met Princess Rona, I thought all girls were like you.
TTiff
Is that so? Well before I met Commander Vee, I thought boys were like you. But now I know they can be gallant and handsome. ["Commander Vee" turns to her as if "he" just heard her. She gasps] I hope he didn't just hear me...
You must be Sir Ebrum's daughter, Tiff. I'm very pleased to meet you, Tiff.
TTiff
I'm very pleased to meet you, Commander Vee.
And this amiable young man must be your brother Tuff.
[groans] What's amiable mean?
And who's your little pink pet?
TTiff
Kirby isn't a pet! Kirby's a Star Warrior, Commander Vee.
Oh, a Star Warrior! I beg your pardon, Kirby! Please forgive my mistake. I'm especially pleased to make your acquaintance.
Poyo! [moves closer to "Vee" in a friendly manner]
[laughs] You're quite friendly for a warrior.
[laughs and bursts in with a bouquet of roses in hand] Sorry to louse up yer lunch. Ah, blossoms for a blossom.
I am very grateful, King.
Princess, I'm about to show ya the best time ya ever had in yer royal life.
I'm afraid that won't be possible.
Her Highness needs to rest after a long journey to your planet, and she doesn't desire a tour guide.
Are you sure? He knows where all the hot spots are. He knows where you can get a pizza at 3 in the morning.
It's getting very late. Good night, Kirby.
On behalf of the Princess, we thank you for your kind hospitality.
Yes. Thank you very much.
TTiff
Hey, everybody! This is Commander Vee. He's in the Royal Guard.
TTiff
Hey! What's the matter with all of you? The Commander is a very important person.
Please don't be upset with them. I'd really be much happier if people didn't make such a big fuss over me.
[Kirby starts inhaling the food at the stands, starting with Tuggle's hot dogs]
Kirby, take it easy! Those are very filling!
[Kirby inhales the cotton candy next, much to Mayor Len's worry]
[laughs] For a little fellow, he has quite an appetite!
Kirby, do you mind if I try some?
But that's just junk food.
["Vee" tastes the cotton candy anyway]
Mmm. What do you call this?
TTiff
[giggles] Commander Vee, haven't you ever had cotton candy before?
No, I haven't. But it's delicious! [to Mayor Len] Thank you, sir!
Oh no, please keep your money, Commander. The cotton candy is on Cappy Town.
[everyone laughs]
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