Mayor Len Blustergas quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

I knew King Dedede was a chicken.

The old year has ended, and to officially welcome in the new year, we're proud to present the brand new Cappy Town celebration; our first annual Float and Firework Show!

You and I were married forty years ago today. That's why I wanted to win so badly!

[seeing King Dedede and Escargoon, and in horror] Oh no, it's King Dedede!

[about Curio's fortune] He must have picked the stone! NO!!

Kirby totaled my car...[cries]

Tell me, citizens of Dream Land. For what purpose have you come to consult me?

Sir Ebrum

We seek your wisdom and knowledge, Kabu! For three nights a giant monster has been stealing our sheep.

Lady Like

And it's robbing me of my beauty sleep.

King Dedede says it's not his monster...

But I don't believe that rascal.

You know the truth, Kabu!

Please tell us where the monster is, Kabu, and how we can make it go away.

The monster is here. And all of Dream Land is in grave danger.

Why did he come here?

It was called here by your own King Dedede. [in the distance, Dedede and Escargoon are watching from Dedede's tank]

Escargoon

Sounds like the big Kabu-na's got your number, crownie.

King Dedede

[punches Escargoon on the head] That tattle-telling tiki!

The monster was created, by one far more powerful than King Dedede.

I'd like to lock both of them up.

What can we do to stop them?

There is nothing you can do.

Sir Ebrum

Oh dear!

Lady Like

Oh dear me!

Then is Dream Land doomed?

Can anybody help, Kabu?

There is one hope... a Star Warrior traveling through space... whose name is Kirby.

Kirby.

Yay, Kirby!

Hmmm, bet he's cute!

King Dedede

[He and Escargoon enter] That's trash you're talking, Kabu. Ain't no such person as Kirby.

Escargoon

That's right. You're full of Kabu-loney.

Kabu can see the future.

King Dedede

Then why don't you predict what's gonna happen when I push this here button?

I predict you will not push it.

King Dedede

Hey Escargoon, did ya hear that one? [laughs] Well I predict you're dead wrong!

...And as Mayor of Cappy Town, I know I speak for everyone when I say we're pleased and proud to welcome our honored guest, the mighty Star Warrior Kirby.

I can speak for myself, thank you.

Hah, we all know that, Chief Bookem.

Let's hurry up and eat.

Kirby doesn't understand what you're saying anyway.

Then let's dig in, shall we?

Kirby

Poyo.

[yells in frustration and falls face-first on the table surface] I knew I should've started eatin'.

Hey, what's the big idea, Kirby?

King Dedede

This here's an illegal gatherin', so if you rioters don't want to get incarcerated, cease and disperse immediately.

Rioters?

Hey! We're just having a party.

Escargoon

Oh goody. They're resisting.

King Dedede

Then I enforce to use force.

What's that?

Don't know, but it looks unfriendly.

King Dedede

Them Cappy-ccinos need half-and-half'in'! [sics Slice 'n Splice on the townsfolk, resulting in a massive mix-up of their body parts with several screams let out]

Oh, this is baaaa-d.

Aw, are you kidding?

King Dedede

[laughs] Un-baa-lievable!

Escargoon

Why'd ya have to go and mix us up with sheep? I know you like fleecing your subjects, but this is ridiculous.

Tokkori

Just look at me. I used to be fine and feathery. Now I'm fat and furry.

Have a gander at me, mate! A mammal's gotta be bats to want wings!

Tokkori

I want my body back as much as you do, but that there monster's too tough for us to tackle.

Crikey. Kirby's gonna have to give that beast a shalackin' so I can get me fur back.

Tokkori

Let's go find him.

Right.

King Dedede

Say, you Cappies look kinda sheepish. Hah! Sheepish! That's a good one! [laughs]

King Dedede! [Dedede looks at Bookem with a shocked expression on his face] Body-snatchin's illegal.

King Dedede

So what? You may have my body, but I'm still head around here!

We demand you return us to normal, your highness. We're one furious flock!

Chef Kawasaki

I like lamb chops, but this is ridiculous.

Escargoon

Listen, we don't wanna start a stampede. Let's give their bodies back and go after Kirby.

King Dedede

Good idea. I'm glad I thought of it. Listen up! I've done decided to be magnanimous and give y'all yer Cappy bodies back. Slice n' Splice, stick 'em all back together!

Lunatics! This is a road, not a bumper car track!

Escargoon

It's your fault. I guess you must've skipped the Driver's Ed class where they teach you the King's always got the right of way.

King Dedede

Just ask the DDDMV!

You sure are popular, Princess Rona.

Greetings, Princess.

Welcome to Cappy Town.

Chef Kawasaki

Hey, Princess!

Thank you all for your warm hospitality.

What an honor.

She's the prettiest princess who's ever been here.

Well, she's the only princess who's ever been here, Curio.

Hey, everybody! This is Commander Vee. He's in the Royal Guard.

Royal Guard, eh?

What, no princess?

He's no Princess Rona.

Hey! What's the matter with all of you? The Commander is a very important person.

Please don't be upset with them. I'd really be much happier if people didn't make such a big fuss over me.

You would?

Kirby, take it easy! Those are very filling!

[laughs] For a little fellow, he has quite an appetite!

Uh...

Kirby, do you mind if I try some?

But that's just junk food.

Mmm. What do you call this?

[giggles] Commander Vee, haven't you ever had cotton candy before?

No, I haven't. But it's delicious! [to Mayor Len] Thank you, sir!

Oh no, please keep your money, Commander. The cotton candy is on Cappy Town.

Princess Rona!

Didn't I fool you?

I say, Princess. Surely not another disguise.

Disguise?!

That's the princess?!

What's going on here?!

I beg your pardon for my subterfuge, kind citizens. My lady-in-waiting took my place and I her.

I trust you have had enough enjoyment for a while.

We shall discuss this matter privately, but I enjoyed it immensely.

Looks like you won't be catering King Dedede's wedding.

King Dedede

My dreams are shattered. How will I ever fill this emptiness?

Escargoon

Ah, just do what you normally do. Have seven cheeseburgers.

Dedede's buildin' something pretty big.

From the looks of all that heavy equipment, I bet it's some kind of factory.

So... what is a factory, Tiff?

Chef Kawasaki

It must have something to do with facts.

No, a factory's a big place where they build things.

Well, you don't say! That's good news.

Hmph. I'd like to know what they're building.

King Dedede

A---ttention citizens and everybody else living here! Thanks to me, Cappy Town's finally gonna join up with the Industrial Revolution!

Industrial?

Revolution?

Escargoon

That's right, you backward bumpkins. It's time to ditch your darning needles, get your heads out of your butter churns, and say "howdy-do" to the 21st century!

King Dedede

When tomorrow morning comes and you hear that siren sound, mosey on down to the factory here and witness a shiny new future! [he and Escargoon both laugh]

Escargoon

There are your new uniforms... and wear some undergarments!

Oh, I love the color!

A no-nonsense garment. Oh!

These look like prison uniforms.

Escargoon

Ah, hold your comments. What are you, a fashion model?

What happens if we put 'em on?

Escargoon

You get to hang out at the Dedede Factory as long as you want.

King Dedede

Yeah, and you also get free household appliances!

Chef Kawasaki

That sounds great!

When will the factory be completed?

Escargoon

First thing tomorrow morning!

King Dedede

I'll see ya at the grand opening, folks! [he and Escargoon both laugh again]

I don't trust 'em, Kirby.

Kirby

Poyo?

Oh, don't be such a spoilsport. This factory thing sounds like fun!

We'll see about that.