Wow, Tiff, I never knew what girls could be like 'til I met Princess Rona.
And what is that supposed to mean?
Before I met Princess Rona, I thought all girls were like you.
Is that so? Well before I met Commander Vee, I thought boys were like you. But now I know they can be gallant and handsome. ["Commander Vee" turns to her as if "he" just heard her. She gasps] I hope he didn't just hear me...
You must be Sir Ebrum's daughter, Tiff. I'm very pleased to meet you, Tiff.
I'm very pleased to meet you, Commander Vee.
And this amiable young man must be your brother Tuff.
[groans] What's amiable mean?
And who's your little pink pet?
Kirby isn't a pet! Kirby's a Star Warrior, Commander Vee.
Oh, a Star Warrior! I beg your pardon, Kirby! Please forgive my mistake. I'm especially pleased to make your acquaintance.
Poyo! [moves closer to "Vee" in a friendly manner]
[laughs] You're quite friendly for a warrior.
[laughs and bursts in with a bouquet of roses in hand] Sorry to louse up yer lunch. Ah, blossoms for a blossom.
?"Princess Rona"
I am very grateful, King.
Princess, I'm about to show ya the best time ya ever had in yer royal life.
I'm afraid that won't be possible.
Her Highness needs to rest after a long journey to your planet, and she doesn't desire a tour guide.
Are you sure? He knows where all the hot spots are. He knows where you can get a pizza at 3 in the morning.
It's getting very late. Good night, Kirby.
On behalf of the Princess, we thank you for your kind hospitality.
?"Princess Rona"
Yes. Thank you very much.
Did you get a glimpse of our coastline as you came in, Princess Rona?
?"Princess Rona"
Yes, it was so beautiful and interesting, Sir Ebrum.
[suddenly, the Waddle Dees close the curtains to the surprise of Sir Ebrum, Lady Like, and "Princess Rona", and King Dedede bursts in wearing a blue tuxedo and carrying a rose, dancing across the table towards "Rona" before the Waddle Dees generate smoke effects and Escargoon hands him a microphone]
I wanna make you miiiine ♪ Oh yeeeah, babyyy ♪ How's about we get hitched, honey?
[Lady Like faints and Sir Ebrum catches her]
Marry me, sugar pie. Can't you see I wanna make you my one and only flushin' bride?
RPReal Princess Rona
Excuse me!
[King Dedede gasps]
RPReal Princess Rona
King Dedede, I see you still persist in trying to woo the princess. [the Waddle Dees focus their lights on her] However, the princess remains unmoved by your misguided affection.
You stay outta this, ya pointy-headed pipsqueak!
RPReal Princess Rona
Then the princess will speak for herself.
?"Princess Rona"
I am sorry, but I cannot accept your proposal.
[Dedede's rose shatters like glass]
[cries] I wanna marry the pretty princess!
[To Princess Rona] You've broken the king's heart! [softly] How? I don't know, he doesn't have one.
You've made a mock-aroon of me, Mushroom Head! Let's duel! [throws glove at Rona]
Ebrum... [faints and is caught by Sir Ebrum again]
RPReal Princess Rona
I accept your challenge.
EPElder Pipi
Princess Rona!
PRPrincess Rona
Didn't I fool you?
EPElder Pipi
I say, Princess. Surely not another disguise.
PRPrincess Rona
I beg your pardon for my subterfuge, kind citizens. My lady-in-waiting took my place and I her.
EPElder Pipi
I trust you have had enough enjoyment for a while.
PRPrincess Rona
We shall discuss this matter privately, but I enjoyed it immensely.
[everyone laughs]
Looks like you won't be catering King Dedede's wedding.
My dreams are shattered. How will I ever fill this emptiness?
Ah, just do what you normally do. Have seven cheeseburgers.
PRPrincess Rona
[now in proper attire] My friends, thank you for everything.
Thank you. It was an honor, Rona.
PRPrincess Rona
And Kirby... [the real Commander Vee, now in proper attire as well, hands her a medal shaped like her royal crest] For loyalty and bravery in the face of overwhelming odds, I happily present to you this medal of honor. [gasps and then puts the medal away] This is too formal. [gently kisses Kirby on the forehead as he lets loose a joyful poyo and Tiff giggles before she and her people depart beck for Planet Pipi]
Hope she lives happily ever after.
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