Tiff quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

I know we're having fun, Commander. But don't you have to get back to the princess?

She can take care of herself a little while longer. We should all have as much fun as we can, while we can.

Hey, Tiff!

What's the matter, Tuff? I thought you were with Princess Rona.

I was, but she's so boring. I try to talk to her about stuff, but all she says is "How interesting."

[laughs] Well, Tuff, that's because Princess Rona has been taught to be extremely polite. Being a princess is a very boring job.

Boring?

That's right. You have no idea the kind of terrible life a princess has to lead. It's like no life at all! I'd trade a princess's life for yours any day!

Sir Ebrum

Did you get a glimpse of our coastline as you came in, Princess Rona?

Yes, it was so beautiful and interesting, Sir Ebrum.

Lady Like

[sighs]

King Dedede

I wanna make you miiiine ♪ Oh yeeeah, babyyy ♪ How's about we get hitched, honey?

Sir Ebrum

Good gracious!

King Dedede

Marry me, sugar pie. Can't you see I wanna make you my one and only flushin' bride?

Excuse me!

King Dedede, I see you still persist in trying to woo the princess. [the Waddle Dees focus their lights on her] However, the princess remains unmoved by your misguided affection.

King Dedede

You stay outta this, ya pointy-headed pipsqueak!

Then the princess will speak for herself.

I am sorry, but I cannot accept your proposal.

King Dedede

[cries] I wanna marry the pretty princess!

Escargoon

[To Princess Rona] You've broken the king's heart! [softly] How? I don't know, he doesn't have one.

King Dedede

You've made a mock-aroon of me, Mushroom Head! Let's duel! [throws glove at Rona]

Lady Like

Ebrum... [faints and is caught by Sir Ebrum again]

I accept your challenge.

Oh, no.

Kirby

Poyo.

Now he's Sword Kirby!

That's astonishing!

King Dedede

Hey, that there's cheatin'!

Using monsters is cheating.

That fish is fierce competition!

There's gotta be a way to beat it.

Chef Kawasaki

I know a way. Just turn it into sushi!

[now in proper attire] My friends, thank you for everything.

Thank you. It was an honor, Rona.

And Kirby... [the real Commander Vee, now in proper attire as well, hands her a medal shaped like her royal crest] For loyalty and bravery in the face of overwhelming odds, I happily present to you this medal of honor. [gasps and then puts the medal away] This is too formal. [gently kisses Kirby on the forehead as he lets loose a joyful poyo and Tiff giggles before she and her people depart beck for Planet Pipi]

Hope she lives happily ever after.

Kirby

Poyo.

What are we going to do, Tiff?

I'm thinking! It takes time to come up with great ideas!

[looking embarrassed] My stomach thinks it's a great idea for us to find some lunch now.

Kirby, I'm sure glad you made friends with Sergeant Cosmos.

Me too, but that guy's still kind of wacky.

He's been stuck on this island so long he thinks the Star Warriors still have an army.

[suddenly puts out Kirby and friends' fire that they were cooking their fish on] Are you kids out of your minds?! Lightin' a campfire at night will give away our position to the enemy!

Yeah, except we don't have any enemies.

And look. Now we don't have any dinner.

Tough luck. During some of my missions, I went weeks with nothin' to eat but dirt! A real warrior don't need no fancy luxuries like food!

The ninja in the dark armor...

We found out that he works for Nightmare Enterprises.

Yeah. He betrayed the Star Warriors.

He's the traitor?

Who's so special to ya?

Escargoon

It's my... it's my... It's my mommy!

King Dedede

[screams twice] You two's Escar-dentical!

Why did that vulgar loudmouth call himself king?

Escargoon

Eh... well...

Don't worry. That guy's just pretending to be king.

He's pretending? But why?

It's his job to act crazy. Dedede's the court jester.

Court jester? You mean he's a clown?

King Dedede

[growls]

How's it going, Jester Dedede? I'd like to introduce you to Escargoon's mother!

King Dedede

That's his mama? [laughs] Just goes to show your bananas don't fall far from the tree! [laughs even harder] Well at least now I can see where Escargoony gets all his looks from! [wheezes]

: Junior's always looked like me ever since he was a bitsy baby.

King Dedede

Since you was a baby, huh? I bet you's was cute!

Escargoon

[clears throat] You may go take a hike now.

King Dedede

Who do ya think you are, orderin' me around?!

We should have stayed to protect Kirby.

Blade Knight

[mumbling] Our promise.

We're sorry, kids. We won't let it happen again.

That's okay. The only reason you two were reckless was because you knew Meta Knight was in trouble.

You guys sure are loyal to him. How'd you meet him?

Kirby

Poyo.

Blade Knight

[mumbling] Long time ago.

Back when Meta Knight and the Star Warriors were battling Nightmare's monster armies. (begins flashback) The struggle turned the whole galaxy into a wasteland. To survive, we became bandits.

Meta Knight

Out of my way. Let me pass!

Oh, we'll be happy to let you pass, for a price.

Meta Knight

I have no time for your games. The monster that is chasing me is truly dangerous.

We're dangerous too.

Meta Knight

I warn you. Leave now while you still have a chance.

Blade Knight

Away! Away! [mumbling]

Meta Knight

Run. Quickly! [Blade Knight and Sword Knight hide as he then fights back against WolfWrath and ultimately forces it into a nearby lake as the flashback ends]

We were just a pair of lousy crooks.

Blade Knight

Meta Knight [mumbling] rescued us.

So that's why you follow him.

'Cause he saved you both.

[about the weapons hung on the wall of their master's living room] Those things on the wall... We used them to rob and steal. Now they remind us of what fools we were before we met Meta Knight.

He's waking up!

The monster's fang is gone.

The spell is broken!

Thanks, Kirby.

Yeah!

Taking a hike to Whispy Woods was a cool idea!

It'll be great to see him again.

Just from the way Whispy smiled, you can tell he's got a crush on Lovely.

A crush on a flower?

It must get a little boring in Whispy Woods with nothing but green trees every place. Lovely's brought new colors to Whispy's world!

Great, so what? Big deal.

Someday, you'll understand. Whispy's probably been waiting his whole life for someone to care for, and now he's found her.

Here you go, Lovely.

Thank you, my friends.

We're glad we could help.

I still can't figure out why Dedede wanted to swipe Whispy's flower friend.

It's because I'm a very special flower.

Who said that?

I-It wasn't me.

Lovely can talk now!

Yeah, but how come it never said anything before?

[turns to face Whispy again] Your name is Whispy, isn't it?

Oh?

I can't believe it.

Kirby

Poyo!

I can't believe it either.

Thank you so much for taking care of me, Whispy.

I never knew that flowers could talk like some of us trees can.

Well, I'm very glad I can so I can let you know how wonderful you are.

This is amazing!

If you ask me, there's something fishy going on with this flower since we brought it back from the castle.

I know.

And I bet you Dedede had something to do with this.

Shhh. Play it cool.

Kirby

Poyo! Poyo!

You must be that brave Star Warrior, Kirby.

Kirby

Kirby! Kirby!

Will you be my friend, Kirby?

Kirby

Poyo! Poyo! Po-- [Tiff grabs him]

Well, we gotta get going, Whispy.

Yeah, see ya!

Farewell, and thank you.